Weekend Update

1985-1991
Dennis Miller

"Good evening. What can I tell you?"

"That's the news, and I am outta here."

Annoying Man
Babette
Father Guido Sarducci
Grumpy Old Man
Mr. Subliminal
Stuart Rankin
Tommy Flanagan
Bob Dylan
Casey Kasem
Connie Chung
Dan Quayle
David Lee Roth
Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
George Burns
George Bush
George Michael
Imelda Marcos
Jacques Cousteau
Jeane Dixon
Jimmy Stewart
Lyndon LaRouche
Marilyn Quayle
Michael J. Fox
Mikhail Gorbachev
Norman Schwarzkopf
Robin Leach
Ronald Reagan
Roseanne
Sandra Day O'Connor
Stephen King
Tom Arnold
Tom Petty
Yasser Arafat