March 1, 2014S39E14 #759
| Host: | Jim Parsons |
| Musical Guest: | Beck |
| Cameo: | Father John Misty |
| Sketch | Peter Pan |
| Show | The Killer Files |
| Show | Oscar Profiles: 12 Years a Slave |
| Musical Performance | "Blue Moon" |
| Sketch | Murder Mystery |
| Musical Performance | "Wave" |
| Sketch | Elevator |
| Sketch | Cowboys |
| Cold Opening | Ellen |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sophia Grace Brownlee |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | dog lady |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ellen DeGeneres Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Rosie Grace McClelland |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barkhad Abdi |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Tony Okungbowa |
| Sketch | Peter Pan |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Tonker Bell |
| Taran Killam | ... | narrator Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Wendy |
| John Milhiser | ... | Michael |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | John |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gus Gus |
| Commercial | The Bird Bible |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | mother |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | father |
| Show | The Killer Files |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | dancer |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Jack Manville |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | dancer |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Crazy Legs |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Dizzy Jay |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Caboose |
| Noël Wells | ... | dancer |
| Show | Oscar Profiles: 12 Years a Slave |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | casting director |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Terry |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Roger |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Jerome |
| Cecily Strong | ... | casting director |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Steve McQueen |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Todd Brunson |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Jocelyn |
| Sketch | Murder Mystery |
| Beck Bennett | ... | guy |
| Taran Killam | ... | actor |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | actress |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | girl |
| Commercial | Spotlightz! |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Laura Parsons |
| Beck Bennett | ... | announcer Voice |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | actress |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tristan |
| Noël Wells | ... | actress |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Tina DuBrow |
| Sketch | Elevator |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | employee |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | employee |
| John Milhiser | ... | employee |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | employee |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Henry |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Reggie |
| Noël Wells | ... | employee |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Cowboys |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Dwayne |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | cowboy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | cowboy |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | cowboy |
| Cold Opening | Ellen |
| Jim Parsons | ... | Johnny Weir |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sophia Grace Brownlee |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ellen DeGeneres Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Rosie Grace McClelland |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barkhad Abdi |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Tony Okungbowa |
| Cold Opening | Ellen |
| Jim Parsons | ... | Johnny Weir |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sophia Grace Brownlee |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | dog lady |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ellen DeGeneres Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Rosie Grace McClelland |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barkhad Abdi |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Tony Okungbowa |
| Monologue |
| Jim Parsons | ||
| Taran Killam | ... | Henry Winkler |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Angela Lansbury |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Jason Alexander (II) |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Jaleel White |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bill Cosby |
| Sketch | Peter Pan |
| Jim Parsons | ... | Peter |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Tonker Bell |
| Taran Killam | ... | narrator Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Wendy |
| John Milhiser | ... | Michael |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | John |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gus Gus |
| Commercial | The Bird Bible |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | mother |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | father |
| Show | The Killer Files |
| Jim Parsons | ... | Mark Allen Henry |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | dancer |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Jack Manville |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | dancer |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Crazy Legs |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Dizzy Jay |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Caboose |
| Noël Wells | ... | dancer |
| Show | Oscar Profiles: 12 Years a Slave |
| Jim Parsons | ... | actor |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | casting director |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Terry |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Roger |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Jerome |
| Cecily Strong | ... | casting director |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Steve McQueen |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Todd Brunson |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Jocelyn |
| Sketch | Murder Mystery |
| Jim Parsons | ... | Matt |
| Beck Bennett | ... | guy |
| Taran Killam | ... | actor |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | actress |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | girl |
| Commercial | Spotlightz! |
| Jim Parsons | ... | Jonathan Clay Tamberlin |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Laura Parsons |
| Beck Bennett | ... | announcer Voice |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | actress |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tristan |
| Noël Wells | ... | actress |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Tina DuBrow |
| Sketch | Elevator |
| Jim Parsons | ... | Mr. Conrad |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | employee |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | employee |
| John Milhiser | ... | employee |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | employee |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Henry |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Reggie |
| Noël Wells | ... | employee |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Cowboys |
| Jim Parsons | ... | Clem |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Dwayne |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | cowboy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | cowboy |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | cowboy |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jim Parsons | 9 | 1 | |||
| Beck | 2 | ||||
| Father John Misty | 2 | ||||
| Vanessa Bayer | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Beck Bennett | 4 | 1 | |||
| Aidy Bryant | 4 | 1 | |||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Taran Killam | 6 | 2 | 1 | 2 | |
| Kate McKinnon | 6 | 2 | |||
| John Milhiser | 2 | ||||
| Kyle Mooney | 2 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Mike O'Brien | 3 | ||||
| Nasim Pedrad | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jay Pharoah | 5 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Cecily Strong | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 7 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Noël Wells | 3 | 1 | |||
| Brooks Wheelan | 2 | ||||
| Sasheer Zamata | 4 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| 79 | 6 | 14 | 8 |