January 25, 2014S39E12 #757
| Host: | Jonah Hill |
| Musical Guest: | Bastille |
| Cameo: | Leonardo DiCaprio |
Filmed Cameo: | Michael Cera |
| Cold Opening | The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championships |
| Sketch | Six Year Old |
| Film | The Hit |
| Game Show | Couples Quiz! |
| Musical Performance | "Pompeii" |
| Sketch | Willow |
| Sketch | Boss Dinner |
| Musical Performance | "Oblivion" |
| Cold Opening | The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championships |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Dino MacMillan |
| Taran Killam | ... | Scott Hamilton Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Shannon |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | TJ Davenport |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Malcolm Barnes |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Tara Lipinski Live |
| Monologue |
| Taran Killam | ... | Brad Pitt |
| John Milhiser | ... | audience member |
| Noël Wells | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Six Year Old |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Debbie Wasserstein |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | waitress |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Katsuko |
| Noël Wells | ... | patron |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | patron |
| Game Show | Couples Quiz! |
| Taran Killam | ... | Craig |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Cheryl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jerome Planchette |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Sheila |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Cecily Strong | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Officer Frank Medina |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Olya Povlatsky |
| Sketch | Boss Dinner |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Mr. Banks |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Mike's wife |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Mrs. Banks |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mike |
| Film | Inside SoCal |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Casey |
| Taran Killam | ... | Chris Parker |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Todd |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Mr. Andrews |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Eric |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Ryan |
| Film | Inside SoCal |
| Jonah Hill | ... | Keith |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Casey |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Todd |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Mr. Andrews |
| Cold Opening | The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championships |
| Taran Killam | ... | Scott Hamilton Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Tara Lipinski Live |
| Cold Opening | The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championships |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Dino MacMillan |
| Taran Killam | ... | Scott Hamilton Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Shannon |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | TJ Davenport |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Malcolm Barnes |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Tara Lipinski Live |
| Monologue |
| Jonah Hill | ||
| Leonardo DiCaprio | ||
| Taran Killam | ... | Brad Pitt |
| John Milhiser | ... | audience member |
| Noël Wells | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Six Year Old |
| Jonah Hill | ... | Adam Grossman |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Debbie Wasserstein |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | waitress |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Katsuko |
| Noël Wells | ... | patron |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | patron |
| Game Show | Couples Quiz! |
| Jonah Hill | ... | Dan Potterneck |
| Taran Killam | ... | Craig |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Cheryl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jerome Planchette |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Sheila |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Cecily Strong | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Officer Frank Medina |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Olya Povlatsky |
| Commercial | me |
| Jonah Hill | ... | Theodore Twombly |
| Michael Cera | ... | surrogate |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | girl |
| Beck Bennett | ... | computer Voice |
| Sketch | Boss Dinner |
| Jonah Hill | ... | Jeffrey |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Mr. Banks |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Mike's wife |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Mrs. Banks |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mike |
| Film | Inside SoCal |
| Jonah Hill | ... | Keith |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Casey |
| Taran Killam | ... | Chris Parker |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Todd |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Mr. Andrews |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Eric |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Ryan |
| Commercial | Lamborghini |
| Jonah Hill | ... | Martin Porn-Cese |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Brecky |
| Cecily Strong | ... | model |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jonah Hill | 8 | 2 | |||
| Bastille | 2 | ||||
| Leonardo DiCaprio | 1 | ||||
| Michael Cera | 1 | ||||
| Vanessa Bayer | 3 | 2 | |||
| Beck Bennett | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Aidy Bryant | 1 | ||||
| Taran Killam | 5 | 2 | |||
| Kate McKinnon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| John Milhiser | 1 | ||||
| Kyle Mooney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bobby Moynihan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Mike O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Nasim Pedrad | 2 | ||||
| Jay Pharoah | 2 | ||||
| Cecily Strong | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | ||||
| Noël Wells | 2 | ||||
| Brooks Wheelan | 1 | ||||
| Sasheer Zamata | 2 | ||||
| 53 | 9 | 3 | 1 |