December 7, 2013S39E8 #753
| Host: | Paul Rudd |
| Musical Guest: | One Direction |
| Cameos: | Fred Armisen, Steve Carell, Will Ferrell, David Koechner, Kristen Wiig |
| Cold Opening | The Sound of Music: Live & Condensed |
| Film | One Direction's #1 Fan |
| Sketch | Divorce |
| Musical Performance | "Story of My Life" |
| Sketch | Michelangelo's David |
| Sketch | Santa's Workshop |
| Sketch | Past Lovers |
| Musical Performance | "Through the Dark" |
| Sketch | Bill Brasky |
| Cold Opening | The Sound of Music: Live & Condensed |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Friedrich |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Captain Von Trapp |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Maria |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Kurt |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Louisa |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Liesl |
| Noël Wells | ... | Gretl |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Cecily Strong | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Jacob |
| Josh Patten | ... | buyer Still |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jebidiah Atkinson |
| Sketch | Michelangelo's David |
| Taran Killam | ... | Michelangelo |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Leonardo da Vinci |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Mona Lisa |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Commercial | White Christmas |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | friend |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | friend |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Rashid |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | preacher |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | guy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | advisor |
| Cecily Strong | ... | daughter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | waiter |
| Noël Wells | ... | friend |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Santa's Workshop |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | elf |
| Taran Killam | ... | elf |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Candice |
| John Milhiser | ... | elf |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | elf |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | elf |
| Noël Wells | ... | elf |
| Sketch | Past Lovers |
| Taran Killam | ... | Oliver |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tony |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Jack |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Jennifer |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Carlos |
| Cecily Strong | ... | woman |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Ahdrian |
| Sketch | Bill Brasky |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Bill Brasky Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | salesman |
| Cecily Strong | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | salesman |
| Cold Opening | The Sound of Music: Live & Condensed |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lawrence Welk Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dooneese Live |
| Cold Opening | The Sound of Music: Live & Condensed |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lawrence Welk Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dooneese Live |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Friedrich |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Captain Von Trapp |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Maria |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Kurt |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Louisa |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Liesl |
| Noël Wells | ... | Gretl |
| Film | One Direction's #1 Fan |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Dan Charles |
| One Direction | ||
| Jay Pharoah | ... | security guard |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | security guard |
| Sketch | Divorce |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Hank Keller |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Evelyn Keller |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | attorney |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Vernon |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Cecily Strong | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Jacob |
| Josh Patten | ... | buyer Still |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jebidiah Atkinson |
| Sketch | Michelangelo's David |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Lorenzo |
| Taran Killam | ... | Michelangelo |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Leonardo da Vinci |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Mona Lisa |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Commercial | White Christmas |
| Paul Rudd | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | friend |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | friend |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Rashid |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | preacher |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | guy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | advisor |
| Cecily Strong | ... | daughter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | waiter |
| Noël Wells | ... | friend |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Santa's Workshop |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Santa |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | elf |
| Taran Killam | ... | elf |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Candice |
| John Milhiser | ... | elf |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | elf |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | elf |
| Noël Wells | ... | elf |
| Sketch | Past Lovers |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Victor |
| Taran Killam | ... | Oliver |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tony |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Jack |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Jennifer |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Carlos |
| Cecily Strong | ... | woman |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Ahdrian |
| Sketch | Bill Brasky |
| Paul Rudd | ... | salesman |
| David Koechner | ... | drunk salesman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hank |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Bill Brasky Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | salesman |
| Cecily Strong | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | salesman |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paul Rudd | 9 | ||||
| One Direction | 4 | ||||
| David Koechner | 2 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Carell | 1 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Vanessa Bayer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Beck Bennett | 1 | ||||
| Aidy Bryant | 2 | ||||
| Taran Killam | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kate McKinnon | 2 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| John Milhiser | 1 | ||||
| Kyle Mooney | 2 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Mike O'Brien | 2 | ||||
| Nasim Pedrad | 4 | ||||
| Jay Pharoah | 4 | ||||
| Cecily Strong | 6 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | |||
| Noël Wells | 3 | ||||
| Brooks Wheelan | 3 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Josh Patten | 1 | 1 | |||
| 72 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 1 |