October 12, 2013S39E3 #748
| Host: | Bruce Willis |
| Musical Guest: | Katy Perry |
Filmed Cameo: | Aaron Paul |
| Cold Opening | NASA Shutdown |
| Sketch | Black Ops |
| Sketch | The Ol' Barbershop |
| Music Video | Boy Dance Party |
| Show | The Lady Gaga Show |
| Musical Performance | "Roar" |
| Sketch | Armageddon |
| Sketch | Centauri Vodka |
| Sketch | Protective Son |
| Sketch | Sigma |
| Musical Performance | "Walking On Air" |
| Cold Opening | NASA Shutdown |
| Taran Killam | ... | KazanskiLive |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Nestuñe |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dr. Janet StoneLive |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Carl |
| Commercial | 24-hour Energy For Dating Actresses |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | girl |
| Beck Bennett | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | actress |
| John Milhiser | ... | actor |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | comedian |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | guy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | actor |
| Cecily Strong | ... | actress |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Noël Wells | ... | actress |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | actor |
| Sketch | Black Ops |
| Beck Bennett | ... | soldier |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jarvis |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Montrose |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | soldier |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Hernandez |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Patterson |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Daniels |
| Sketch | The Ol' Barbershop |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | customer |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | barber |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | barber |
| Music Video | Boy Dance Party |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gwen |
| Beck Bennett | ... | guy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | girl |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | girl |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Show | The Lady Gaga Show |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Lady Gaga |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Alice Carter |
| Taran Killam | ... | DJ Sebastian |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Penelope Cruz |
| Sketch | Armageddon |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Chance |
| Taran Killam | ... | Stone Dog |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Kirby J. Buttercream |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Moose |
| Sketch | Centauri Vodka |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Vin Diesel |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | girl |
| John Milhiser | ... | Randy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Richard |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | guy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Eileen |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Noël Wells | ... | girl |
| Commercial | e-meth |
| Taran Killam | ... | user |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | user |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | father |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | user |
| Show | The Lady Gaga Show |
| Bruce Willis | ... | Michael Kors |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Lady Gaga |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Penelope Cruz |
| Cold Opening | NASA Shutdown |
| Taran Killam | ... | Kazanski Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Nestuñe |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dr. Janet Stone Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Carl |
| Commercial | 24-hour Energy For Dating Actresses |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | girl |
| Beck Bennett | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | actress |
| John Milhiser | ... | actor |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | comedian |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | guy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | actor |
| Cecily Strong | ... | actress |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Noël Wells | ... | actress |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | actor |
| Sketch | Black Ops |
| Bruce Willis | ... | Zernicki |
| Beck Bennett | ... | soldier |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jarvis |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Montrose |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | soldier |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Hernandez |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Patterson |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Daniels |
| Sketch | The Ol' Barbershop |
| Bruce Willis | ... | Terry |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | customer |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | barber |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | barber |
| Music Video | Boy Dance Party |
| Bruce Willis | ... | guy |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gwen |
| Beck Bennett | ... | guy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | girl |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | girl |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Show | The Lady Gaga Show |
| Bruce Willis | ... | Michael Kors |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Lady Gaga |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Alice Carter |
| Taran Killam | ... | DJ Sebastian |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Penelope Cruz |
| Sketch | Armageddon |
| Bruce Willis | ... | Harry Stamper |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Chance |
| Taran Killam | ... | Stone Dog |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Kirby J. Buttercream |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Moose |
| Sketch | Centauri Vodka |
| Bruce Willis | ... | Doug |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Vin Diesel |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | girl |
| John Milhiser | ... | Randy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Richard |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | guy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Eileen |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Noël Wells | ... | girl |
| Sketch | Protective Son |
| Bruce Willis | ... | Barry Phipps |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Beth |
| Taran Killam | ... | Eddie |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Heather |
| Commercial | e-meth |
| Aaron Paul | ... | Jesse Pinkman |
| Taran Killam | ... | user |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | user |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | father |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | user |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bruce Willis | 8 | 1 | |||
| Katy Perry | 2 | ||||
| Aaron Paul | 1 | ||||
| Vanessa Bayer | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Beck Bennett | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Aidy Bryant | 3 | ||||
| Taran Killam | 8 | 1 | |||
| Kate McKinnon | 5 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| John Milhiser | 3 | ||||
| Kyle Mooney | 2 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 6 | 1 | |||
| Mike O'Brien | 3 | ||||
| Nasim Pedrad | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jay Pharoah | 5 | ||||
| Cecily Strong | 4 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 8 | 1 | |||
| Noël Wells | 2 | ||||
| Brooks Wheelan | 4 | ||||
| 78 | 4 | 5 | 1 |