| Cold Opening | First Presidential Debate |
| Sketch | Construction Workers |
| Show | Three Days Later: A Look Back At The Obama Debate Disaster |
| Sketch | Mars Mission |
| Musical Performance | "Madness" |
| Show | A Sorry Lot We Are |
| Musical Performance | "Panic Station" |
| Cold Opening | First Presidential Debate |
| Sketch | Construction Workers |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | woman |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | woman |
| Bill Hader | ... | father |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | woman |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | worker |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | woman |
| Tim Robinson | ... | worker |
| Cecily Strong | ... | woman |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | foreman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | worker |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Penny Marshall |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Diane Keaton |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Molly Ringwald |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Roger Moore |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ellen DeGeneres |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Jodie Foster |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lea Michele |
| Show | Three Days Later: A Look Back At The Obama Debate Disaster |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | S.E. Cupp |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Rachel Maddow |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Chris Matthews |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | cook |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Victoria Caputo |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | woman |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Theresa Caputo |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | husband |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | woman |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | wife |
| Sketch | Mars Mission |
| Taran Killam | ... | Blazowski |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Kirby J. Buttercream |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Ramirez |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | McCreedy |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers |
Winners/LosersPresidential Debate 2012 | |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... |
Cecilia Giminez
Explains her restoration of "Ecce Homo" |
| Show | A Sorry Lot We Are |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Maggie |
| Bill Hader | ... | Raza |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | waitress |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Rodney |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guy |
| Steve Higgins | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Regine |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Shelley |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | guest |
| Bill Hader | ... | Eddie |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guest |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sarah |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Jonathan |
| Taran Killam | ... | David |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Andrea |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Ben |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Catherine |
| Cold Opening | First Presidential Debate |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Lehrer Live |
| Cold Opening | First Presidential Debate |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Lehrer Live |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Show | Three Days Later: A Look Back At The Obama Debate Disaster |
| Weekend Update |
| Kate McKinnon | ... |
Cecilia Giminez
Explains her restoration of "Ecce Homo" |
| Cold Opening | First Presidential Debate |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Lehrer Live |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Sketch | Construction Workers |
| Daniel Craig | ... | Jack |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | woman |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | woman |
| Bill Hader | ... | father |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | woman |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | worker |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | woman |
| Tim Robinson | ... | worker |
| Cecily Strong | ... | woman |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | foreman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | worker |
| Commercial |
| Daniel Craig | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Penny Marshall |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Diane Keaton |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Molly Ringwald |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Roger Moore |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ellen DeGeneres |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Jodie Foster |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lea Michele |
| Show | Three Days Later: A Look Back At The Obama Debate Disaster |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | S.E. Cupp |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Rachel Maddow |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Chris Matthews |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Daniel Craig | ... | Larry Caputo |
| Fred Armisen | ... | cook |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Victoria Caputo |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | woman |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Theresa Caputo |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | husband |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | woman |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | wife |
| Sketch | Mars Mission |
| Daniel Craig | ... | captain |
| Taran Killam | ... | Blazowski |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Kirby J. Buttercream |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Ramirez |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | McCreedy |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers |
Winners/LosersPresidential Debate 2012 | |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Big Bird |
Commentary on being mentioned in the debate | |
| Kate McKinnon | ... |
Cecilia Giminez
Explains her restoration of "Ecce Homo" |
| Show | A Sorry Lot We Are |
| Daniel Craig | ... | Danny Gimps |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Maggie |
| Bill Hader | ... | Raza |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | waitress |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Rodney |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guy |
| Steve Higgins | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Daniel Craig | ... | Carl |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Regine |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Shelley |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | guest |
| Bill Hader | ... | Eddie |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guest |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sarah |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Jonathan |
| Taran Killam | ... | David |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Andrea |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Ben |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Catherine |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Daniel Craig | 7 | 1 | |||
| Muse | 2 | ||||
| Big Bird | 1 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Vanessa Bayer | 5 | 3 | |||
| Aidy Bryant | 4 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 7 | 3 | |||
| Taran Killam | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kate McKinnon | 6 | 5 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jay Pharoah | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tim Robinson | 5 | ||||
| Cecily Strong | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 3 | 2 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| 72 | 2 | 18 | 7 | 1 |