| Cold Opening | Live with Kelly & Michael |
| Sketch | Private Detective |
| Sketch | Hypnotist |
| Musical Performance | "I Will Wait" |
| Sketch | London |
| Show | The Finer Things |
| Musical Performance | "Below My Feet" |
| Sketch | My Daughter |
| Cold Opening | Live with Kelly & Michael |
| Bill Hader | ... | Robert Pattinson |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kelly Ripa Live |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Michael Strahan Live |
| Tim Robinson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Taran Killam | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | audience member |
| Jay Pharoah | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | audience member |
| Cecily Strong | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sarah |
| Bill Hader | ... | Jonathan |
| Taran Killam | ... | David |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Andrea |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Ben |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Catherine |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Hypnotist |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sharee |
| Bill Hader | ... | comedian |
| Taran Killam | ... | Curtis |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | woman |
| Bill Hader | ... | Republican |
| Taran Killam | ... | Republican |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Republican |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Seth Meyers |
What Are You Doing?President Obama & Mitt Romney | |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Assad's best friend from growing up |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Assad's best friend from growing up |
| Kate McKinnon | ... |
Ann Romney
Commentary on Mitt's campaign |
| Bill Hader | ... | Rick Perry |
| Jay Pharoah | ... |
Stephen A. Smith
Commentary on Tim Tebow |
| Sketch | London |
| Bill Hader | ... | Larry Sandusky |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | patron |
| Tim Robinson | ... | patron |
| Cecily Strong | ... | patron |
| Show | The Finer Things |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Teddy Graham |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Fort Knox |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Swade |
| Commercial |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Blair Powers |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Burt Powers |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Live with Kelly & Michael |
| Bill Hader | ... | Robert Pattinson |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kelly Ripa Live |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Michael Strahan Live |
| Weekend Update |
| Kate McKinnon | ... |
Ann Romney
Commentary on Mitt's campaign |
| Bill Hader | ... | Rick Perry |
| Jay Pharoah | ... |
Stephen A. Smith
Commentary on Tim Tebow |
| Cold Opening | Live with Kelly & Michael |
| Bill Hader | ... | Robert Pattinson |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kelly Ripa Live |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Michael Strahan Live |
| Tim Robinson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | ||
| Taran Killam | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | audience member |
| Jay Pharoah | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | audience member |
| Cecily Strong | ... | audience member |
♬Countré Black - "It's Raining Men"
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sarah |
| Bill Hader | ... | Jonathan |
| Taran Killam | ... | David |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Andrea |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Ben |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Catherine |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | ... | son |
| Danny Lee | ... | delivery man |
| Jeff Rechner | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cecily Strong | ... | prostitute |
| Commercial |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | ... | son |
| Jeff Rechner | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | The Most Interesting Man in the World |
| Cecily Strong | ... | prostitute |
| Sketch | Hypnotist |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | ... | Tommy Bergamont |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sharee |
| Bill Hader | ... | comedian |
| Taran Killam | ... | Curtis |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | woman |
| Bill Hader | ... | Republican |
| Taran Killam | ... | Republican |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Republican |
| Harlan J. Strauss | ... | Republican |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Seth Meyers |
What Are You Doing?President Obama & Mitt Romney | |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Assad's best friend from growing up |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Assad's best friend from growing up |
| Kate McKinnon | ... |
Ann Romney
Commentary on Mitt's campaign |
| Bill Hader | ... | Rick Perry |
| Jay Pharoah | ... |
Stephen A. Smith
Commentary on Tim Tebow |
| Sketch | London |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | ... | Chris |
| Mumford & Sons | ... | Hey Dude! |
| Bill Hader | ... | Larry Sandusky |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | patron |
| Tim Robinson | ... | patron |
| Cecily Strong | ... | patron |
| Show | The Finer Things |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | ... | Jake Thriller |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Teddy Graham |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Fort Knox |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Swade |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | audience member Still |
| Sketch | My Daughter |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | ... | Evelyn |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. McKeon |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Nadine |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Tom |
| Commercial |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | ... | Carmine |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Blair Powers |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Burt Powers |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | 9 | ||||
| Mumford & Sons | 3 | ||||
| Danny Lee | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Rechner | 2 | 2 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | ||||
| Vanessa Bayer | 4 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 7 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Taran Killam | 4 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 3 | ||||
| Nasim Pedrad | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jay Pharoah | 4 | 2 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 2 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | ||||
| Aidy Bryant | 3 | ||||
| Kate McKinnon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Robinson | 5 | 1 | |||
| Cecily Strong | 5 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cristina Duarte | 1 | 1 | |||
| Harlan J. Strauss | 1 | ||||
| 69 | 6 | 6 | 1 |