| Cold Opening | Romney: Believe In America |
| Sketch | Newspaper |
| Musical Performance | "Broken Hearted" |
| Sketch | Patio Party |
| Musical Performance | "I Told You So" |
| Sketch | Victorian Ladies |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | SkyBlu |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | M.I.A. |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Andy Lewis |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Redfoo |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | warrior |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Madonna |
| Taran Killam | ... | Piers Morgan |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | warrior |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | chef |
| Abby Elliott | ... | French girl |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Stewart |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | French girl |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Phantom |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | chef |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Peppy |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Joan of Arc |
| Taran Killam | ... | Francois |
| Sketch | Newspaper |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | reporter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Johnny |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jillian |
| Taran Killam | ... | reporter |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | ... |
Arianna Huffington
Commentary on women's issues |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Nicolas Cage |
| Show |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Zooey Deschanel |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Bjork |
| Taran Killam | ... | Michael Cera |
| Sketch | Patio Party |
| Abby Elliott | ... | guest |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jolene |
| Taran Killam | ... | guest |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guest |
| Show |
| Abby Elliott | ... | pager |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | LeapFrog |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jacob |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | remote control car |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | label maker |
| Taran Killam | ... | Duck Hunt gun |
| Sketch | Victorian Ladies |
| Fred Armisen | ... | The Duke of Grambling |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guy |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dick Idiot |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Margaret |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | One-Tooth Thomas |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Abby Elliott | ... | French girl |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Stewart |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | French girl |
| Taran Killam | ... | Francois |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | SkyBlu |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | M.I.A. |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Andy Lewis |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Redfoo |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Madonna |
| Taran Killam | ... | Piers Morgan |
| Weekend Update |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... |
Arianna Huffington
Commentary on women's issues |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Nicolas Cage |
| Show |
| Zooey Deschanel | ... | Margorie Grapple |
| Fred Armisen | ... | SkyBlu |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | M.I.A. |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Andy Lewis |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Redfoo |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | warrior |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Madonna |
| Taran Killam | ... | Piers Morgan |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | warrior |
| Show |
| Zooey Deschanel | ... | French girl |
| Jean Dujardin | ... | George |
| Fred Armisen | ... | chef |
| Abby Elliott | ... | French girl |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Stewart |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | French girl |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Phantom |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | chef |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Peppy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Joan of Arc |
| Taran Killam | ... | Francois |
| Sketch | Newspaper |
| Zooey Deschanel | ... | Marla Sneeds |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | reporter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Johnny |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jillian |
| Taran Killam | ... | reporter |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | ... |
Arianna Huffington
Commentary on women's issues |
| Nicolas Cage | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Nicolas Cage |
| Show |
| Zooey Deschanel | ... | Mary-Kate Olsen |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Zooey Deschanel |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Bjork |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Michael Cera |
| Sketch | Patio Party |
| Zooey Deschanel | ... | Wendy |
| Abby Elliott | ... | guest |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jolene |
| Taran Killam | ... | guest |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guest |
| Show |
| Zooey Deschanel | ... | Danielle |
| Abby Elliott | ... | pager |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | LeapFrog |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jacob |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | remote control car |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | label maker |
| Taran Killam | ... | Duck Hunt gun |
| Sketch | Victorian Ladies |
| Zooey Deschanel | ... | Bethany |
| Fred Armisen | ... | The Duke of Grambling |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guy |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dick Idiot |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Margaret |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | One-Tooth Thomas |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Zooey Deschanel | 8 | 1 | |||
| Karmin | 2 | ||||
| Nicolas Cage | 1 | ||||
| Jean Dujardin | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | |||
| Abby Elliott | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 3 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 5 | 2 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | ||||
| Kristen Wiig | 7 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Taran Killam | 7 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Jay Pharoah | 3 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| 65 | 5 | 17 | 4 |