| Cold Opening | A Message From Rick Santorum |
| Show | White People Problems |
| Sketch | Joann's Announcement |
| Musical Performance | "Stronger" |
| Award Show | The 17th Annual Adult Video Awards |
| Film | Convoluted Jerry |
| Musical Performance | "Mr. Know It All" |
| Sketch | The Mayan Calendar |
| Cold Opening | A Message From Rick Santorum |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rick Santorum Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | White People Problems |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Dylan |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Casey |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Ashley |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Trevor Vandercronk |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Michael "Baby Dice" Ellington |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Rashad Evory |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kayla Vandercronk |
| Sketch | Joann's Announcement |
| Fred Armisen | ... | friend |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | friend |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Chad |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | friend |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | friend |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... |
Michele Bachmann
Commentary on her campaign |
| James Anderson | ... | customer Still |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nicholas Fehn |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Drunk Uncle |
| Sketch |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Cecil |
| Bill Hader | ... | Turlington |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Stephen |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Gary |
| Award Show | The 17th Annual Adult Video Awards |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ted Henessey Still |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Susan St. Nips |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Slick Rick Diehl Still |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Crystal Butt |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Misty Bush |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ricky Stroker |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tristan Fun |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dean Dwyer Still |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ron Jeremy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Alison Plow |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Tony Dingle |
| Andy Samberg | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Travis |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mike |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mac Stevens Still |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kristy Bends |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Mayan Calendar |
| Fred Armisen | ... | chief |
| Paul Brittain | ... | calendar Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | chief |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | chief |
| Andy Samberg | ... | chief |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Kukuya |
| Steve Higgins | ... | narrator Voice |
| Sketch |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Cecil |
| Bill Hader | ... | Turlington |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Stephen |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Gary |
| Cold Opening | A Message From Rick Santorum |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rick Santorum Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | White People Problems |
| Charles Barkley | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Dylan |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Casey |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Ashley |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Trevor Vandercronk |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Michael "Baby Dice" Ellington |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Rashad Evory |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kayla Vandercronk |
| Sketch | Joann's Announcement |
| Charles Barkley | ... | Joann |
| Fred Armisen | ... | friend |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | friend |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Chad |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | friend |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | friend |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... |
Michele Bachmann
Commentary on her campaign |
| James Anderson | ... | customer Still |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nicholas Fehn |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Drunk Uncle |
| Sketch |
| Charles Barkley | ... | guest |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Cecil |
| Bill Hader | ... | Turlington |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Stephen |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Gary |
| Award Show | The 17th Annual Adult Video Awards |
| Charles Barkley | ... | Dong Corleone |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ted Henessey Still |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Susan St. Nips |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Slick Rick Diehl Still |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Crystal Butt |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Misty Bush |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ricky Stroker |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tristan Fun |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dean Dwyer Still |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ron Jeremy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Alison Plow |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Tony Dingle |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Travis |
| Andy Samberg | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mike |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mac Stevens Still |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kristy Bends |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Convoluted Jerry |
| Charles Barkley | ... | Marvin "Gay" Jackson |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Convoluted Jerry |
| Sketch | The Mayan Calendar |
| Charles Barkley | ... | Teklameck |
| Fred Armisen | ... | chief |
| Paul Brittain | ... | calendar Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | chief |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | chief |
| Andy Samberg | ... | chief |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Kukuya |
| Steve Higgins | ... | narrator Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Charles Barkley | 9 | 1 | |||
| Kelly Clarkson | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | 3 | ||||
| Paul Brittain | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Abby Elliott | 2 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 7 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| Taran Killam | 2 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | 1 | ||||
| Jay Pharoah | 3 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| Jason Sudeikis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| James Anderson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| 66 | 6 | 7 | 9 | 5 |