| Cold Opening | A Message from the Secretary of State Designate |
| Sketch | New Girl |
| Miscellaneous | Obama Plays It Cool |
| Film | Virgania Horsen's Pony Express |
| Sketch | Calculator |
| Musical Performance | "Whatever You Like" |
| Sketch | The Lost Works of Judy Blume “Gertie” |
| Film | Jizz In My Pants |
| Musical Performance | "Swing Ya Rag" |
| Cold Opening | A Message from the Secretary of State Designate |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | New Girl |
| Will Forte | ... | coworker |
| Andy Samberg | ... | coworker |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | coworker |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Shana |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Brenda |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | crew member |
| Will Forte | ... | crew member |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vinny Vedecci |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Chef Boyargees member |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chef Boyargees member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Vinny Vedecci Jr. |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Calculator |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Paul |
| Bill Hader | ... | father |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Glenn |
| Casey Wilson | ... | mother |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Plaxico Burress
Plaxico Burress' Tips For Gun Ownership |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Boy George
Commentary on his attack conviction |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
David Rasmussen /kid author Tips for talking to girls |
| Sketch | The Lost Works of Judy Blume “Gertie” |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Prudence |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Flo |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Bemona |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Mudge Gorstein |
| Commercial |
| Andy Samberg | ... | actor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | actress |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | actress |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Jizz In My Pants |
| Jamie-Lynn Sigler | ... | cashier |
| Molly Sims | ... | girl |
| Justin Timberlake | ... | janitor |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | crew member#5 |
| Will Forte | ... | crew member#5 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vinny Vedecci#6 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Vinny Vedecci Jr.#1 |
| Cold Opening | A Message from the Secretary of State Designate |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#83 Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#16 Live |
| Weekend Update |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Plaxico Burress Plaxico Burress' Tips For Gun Ownership |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Boy George Commentary on his attack conviction |
| Cold Opening | A Message from the Secretary of State Designate |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#83 Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#16 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | New Girl |
| John Malkovich | ... | Gary Thomas |
| Will Forte | ... | coworker |
| Andy Samberg | ... | coworker |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | coworker |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Shana#1 |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Brenda |
| Show |
| John Malkovich | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | crew member#5 |
| Will Forte | ... | crew member#5 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vinny Vedecci#6 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Chef Boyargees member |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chef Boyargees member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Vinny Vedecci Jr.#1 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Calculator |
| John Malkovich | ... | Aiden |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Paul |
| Bill Hader | ... | father |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Glenn |
| Casey Wilson | ... | mother |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Plaxico Burress Plaxico Burress' Tips For Gun Ownership |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Boy George Commentary on his attack conviction |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
David Rasmussen /kid author Tips for talking to girls |
| Sketch | The Lost Works of Judy Blume “Gertie” |
| John Malkovich | ... | Gertie |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Prudence |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Flo |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Bemona |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Mudge Gorstein |
| Film | Jizz In My Pants |
| Jamie-Lynn Sigler | ... | cashier |
| Molly Sims | ... | girl |
| Justin Timberlake | ... | janitor |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Akiva Schaffer | ... | deejay |
| Jorma Taccone |
| Commercial |
| John Malkovich | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | actor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | actress |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | actress |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Malkovich | 6 | ||||
| T.I. | 2 | ||||
| Swizz Beatz | 1 | ||||
| Jamie-Lynn Sigler | 1 | ||||
| Molly Sims | 1 | ||||
| Justin Timberlake | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 2 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 6 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | |||||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 5 | 2 | |||
| Abby Elliott | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Michaela Watkins | 2 | ||||
| Casey Wilson | 3 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Akiva Schaffer | 1 | ||||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | ||||
| Joshua King | 1 | ||||
| Regan Mizrahi | 1 | ||||
| 54 | 6 | 6 | 4 |
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