December 6, 2008S34E10 #646

Host: John Malkovich
Musical Guest: T.I.
Musical Cameo:

Swizz Beatz

Filmed Cameos:

Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Molly Sims, Justin Timberlake
Cold Opening

A Message from the Secretary of State Designate

Sketch

New Girl

Miscellaneous

Obama Plays It Cool

Film

SNL Digital Short

Virgania Horsen's Pony Express

Sketch

Calculator

Musical Performance

"Whatever You Like"

Sketch

The Lost Works of Judy Blume

Film

SNL Digital Short

Jizz In My Pants

Musical Performance

"Swing Ya Rag"

Cold Opening

A Message from the Secretary of State Designate

Darrell Hammond ... Bill Clinton Live
Amy Poehler ... Hillary Clinton Live
Don Pardo ... announcer Voice
Sketch

New Girl

Will Forte ... coworker
Andy Samberg ... coworker
Kenan Thompson ... coworker
Kristen Wiig ... Shana
Casey Wilson ... Brenda
Miscellaneous

Obama Plays It Cool

Film

SNL Digital Short

Virgania Horsen's Pony Express

Sketch

Calculator

Fred Armisen ... Paul
Bill Hader ... father
Andy Samberg ... Glenn
Casey Wilson ... mother
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler
Seth Meyers
Kenan Thompson ... Plaxico Burress

Plaxico Burress' Tips For Gun Ownership

Fred Armisen ... Boy George

Commentary on his attack conviction

Andy Samberg ... David Rasmussen /kid author

Tips for talking to girls

Sketch

The Lost Works of Judy Blume

Abby Elliott ... Flo
Kenan Thompson ... announcer Voice
Michaela Watkins ... Bemona
Kristen Wiig ... Prudence
Casey Wilson ... Mudge Gorstein
Commercial

J'accuzzi

Andy Samberg ... actor
Michaela Watkins ... actress
Kristen Wiig ... actress
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Musical Performance

"Whatever You Like"

Musical Performance

"Swing Ya Rag"

Film

SNL Digital Short

Jizz In My Pants

Jamie-Lynn Sigler ... cashier
Molly Sims ... girl
Justin Timberlake ... janitor
Cold Opening

A Message from the Secretary of State Designate

Miscellaneous

Obama Plays It Cool

Weekend Update
Kenan Thompson ... Plaxico Burress

Plaxico Burress' Tips For Gun Ownership

Fred Armisen ... Boy George

Commentary on his attack conviction

Cold Opening

A Message from the Secretary of State Designate

Darrell Hammond ... Bill Clinton Live
Amy Poehler ... Hillary Clinton Live
Don Pardo ... announcer Voice
Sketch

New Girl

John Malkovich ... Gary Thomas
Will Forte ... coworker
Andy Samberg ... coworker
Kenan Thompson ... coworker
Kristen Wiig ... Shana
Casey Wilson ... Brenda
Miscellaneous

Obama Plays It Cool

Film

SNL Digital Short

Virgania Horsen's Pony Express

Sketch

Calculator

John Malkovich ... Aiden
Fred Armisen ... Paul
Bill Hader ... father
Andy Samberg ... Glenn
Casey Wilson ... mother
Musical Performance

"Whatever You Like"

Weekend Update
Amy Poehler
Seth Meyers
Kenan Thompson ... Plaxico Burress

Plaxico Burress' Tips For Gun Ownership

Fred Armisen ... Boy George

Commentary on his attack conviction

Andy Samberg ... David Rasmussen /kid author

Tips for talking to girls

Sketch

The Lost Works of Judy Blume

John Malkovich ... Gertie
Abby Elliott ... Flo
Kenan Thompson ... announcer Voice
Michaela Watkins ... Bemona
Kristen Wiig ... Prudence
Casey Wilson ... Mudge Gorstein
Commercial

J'accuzzi

John Malkovich
Andy Samberg ... actor
Michaela Watkins ... actress
Kristen Wiig ... actress
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice