| Cold Opening | CBS Evening News |
| Sketch | Making New Friends |
| Sketch | First Presidential Debate |
| Sketch | Boat Ride |
| Musical Performance | "Mercy" |
| Sketch | Scores |
| Musical Performance | "Stepping Stone" |
| Sketch | Ex-Boyfriend |
| Sketch | First Presidential Debate |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John McCain |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Commentary on the presidential race |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Grimes |
| Sketch | Scores |
| Bill Hader | ... | manager |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lonny |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Alanka |
| Casey Wilson | ... | stripper |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Bear Supply member |
| Will Forte | ... | Bear Supply member |
| Andy Samberg | ... | T'Shane |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kaylee Moore |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Bear Supply member |
| Commercial |
| Amy Poehler | ... | bride |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Googie Rene |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | bride |
| Casey Wilson | ... | bride |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Ex-Boyfriend |
| Will Forte | ... | waiter |
| Bill Hader | ... | Josh |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Rob |
| Casey Wilson | ... | friend |
| Sketch | First Presidential Debate |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Lehrer#7 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#6 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John McCain#4 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#15 |
| Cold Opening | CBS Evening News |
| Tina Fey | ... | Sarah Palin#2 Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katie Couric |
| Sketch | Making New Friends |
| Anna Faris | ... | girl |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Mark |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Cheryl |
| Sketch | First Presidential Debate |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Lehrer#7 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#6 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John McCain#4 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#15 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton#80 Commentary on the presidential race |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Grimes#2 |
| Sketch | Scores |
| Anna Faris | ... | Chantelle |
| Bill Hader | ... | manager |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lonny |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Alanka |
| Casey Wilson | ... | stripper |
| Show |
| Anna Faris | ... | Natasha Slovanya |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Bear Supply member |
| Will Forte | ... | Bear Supply member |
| Andy Samberg | ... | T'Shane#5 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag#8 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kaylee Moore |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Bear Supply member |
♬Avishai Hochberg - "Sweet and Sour kraut"
| Commercial |
| Anna Faris | ... | Ruby |
| Amy Poehler | ... | bride |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Googie Rene#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | bride |
| Casey Wilson | ... | bride |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 09.13.2008 dress rehearsal.
| Sketch | Ex-Boyfriend |
| Anna Faris | ... | Sarah |
| Will Forte | ... | waiter |
| Bill Hader | ... | Josh |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Rob |
| Casey Wilson | ... | friend |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anna Faris | 7 | ||||
| Duffy | 2 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 2 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 2 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 2 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 2 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | 2 | ||||
| Casey Wilson | 4 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| 44 | 4 | 7 | 4 |
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