| Cold Opening | Petraeus Report on Iraq |
| Sketch | Waiting With Oliver |
| Film | Daiquiri Girl |
| Musical Performance | "Run (I'm A Natural Disaster)" |
| Sketch | Death By Chocolate |
| Sketch | Death By Chocolate |
| Musical Performance | "Who's Gonna Save My Soul" |
| Sketch | The Rusty Pony |
| Sketch | Death By Chocolate |
| Cold Opening | Petraeus Report on Iraq |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama |
| Will Forte | ... | David Petraeus Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | Robert Byrd |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John McCain |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Carl Levin |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Miller |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Code Pink protestor |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Code Pink protestor |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Deidre Nicks |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Kenneth |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jacqueline Seka |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Toni Ward |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Waiting With Oliver |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Oliver |
| Will Forte | ... | Lyle Kane |
| Bill Hader | ... | guy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Denise |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dode |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Grimes |
| Simon Rich | ... | officer Still |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nicholas Fehn |
| Show |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dave Matthews |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jack Johnson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Boyd Tinsley |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Rusty Pony |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bruce |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | waitress |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Dusty Velvet |
| Show |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Kiki Deamore#1 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Deidre Nicks#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Kenneth#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jacqueline Seka#1 |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Toni Ward#1 |
| Cold Opening | Petraeus Report on Iraq |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#4 |
| Will Forte | ... | David Petraeus#1 Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | Robert Byrd#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John McCain#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#11 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Carl Levin |
| Show |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | John Mayer |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dave Matthews#1 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jack Johnson#3 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Boyd Tinsley#1 |
| Cold Opening | Petraeus Report on Iraq |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#4 |
| Will Forte | ... | David Petraeus#1 Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | Robert Byrd#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John McCain#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#11 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Carl Levin |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Miller |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Code Pink protestor |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Code Pink protestor |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Jaden |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Kiki Deamore#1 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Deidre Nicks#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Kenneth#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jacqueline Seka#1 |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Toni Ward#1 |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Santana & Rob Thomas - "Smooth"
♬Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine - "Conga"
♬Deniece Williams - "Let's Hear It for the Boy"
| Sketch | Waiting With Oliver |
| Ashton Kutcher | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Oliver |
| Will Forte | ... | Lyle Kane#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | guy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Denise |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dode |
| Steve Lord | ... | bouncer |
| Sketch |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Michael Garrett |
| Bill Hader | ... | marker |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Crystal Sprigg |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jamie Lee Curtis#1 |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Grimes#1 |
| Simon Rich | ... | officer Still |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nicholas Fehn#3 |
| Sketch |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Amy |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Bill Hader | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
♬Pure Prairie League - "Amie"
♬Village People - "Y.M.C.A."
| Show |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | John Mayer |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dave Matthews#1 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jack Johnson#3 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Boyd Tinsley#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Rusty Pony |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Donnie LaMorris |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bruce |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | waitress |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Dusty Velvet |
♬Irene Cara - "Flashdance... What a Feeling"
| Sketch | Death By Chocolate |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | chocolate bar |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Casey Wilson | ||
| Phil Hymes | ||
| Akiva Schaffer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ashton Kutcher | 10 | 1 | |||
| Gnarls Barkley | 2 | ||||
| Cameron Diaz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Demi Moore | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Forte | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 7 | 2 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 5 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Casey Wilson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Alex Baze | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hymes | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Simon Rich | 1 | 1 | |||
| Akiva Schaffer | 1 | ||||
| Lindsay Shookus | 1 | ||||
| Steve Lord | 1 | ||||
| 71 | 8 | 11 | 3 | 1 |
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