| Cold Opening | Happy Valentine's Day From The Cheney Family |
| Film | Andy Popping Into Frame |
| Sketch | Assagio's |
| Show | Man Versus Beast Tournament Of Champions: The Road To The Final Four |
| Musical Performance | "Stupid Boy" |
| Show | Love Whitney: Whitney Houston's Valentine's Day Special |
| Game Show | Am I A Crazy Street Person? |
| Musical Performance | "Once In A Lifetime" |
| Cold Opening | Happy Valentine's Day From The Cheney Family |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Lynne Cheney |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frankie Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Betty Caruso |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jodi Deitz |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dr. Cora Reynolds |
| Sketch | Assagio's |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | Reggie |
| Bill Hader | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Anne |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | patron |
| Show | Man Versus Beast Tournament Of Champions: The Road To The Final Four |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katrina Hoffman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rosalyn Maddox |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | David Angelides |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on the blackness of Barack Obama |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
Bill Oefelein
Commentary on the NASA love triangle |
| Show | Love Whitney: Whitney Houston's Valentine's Day Special |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chaka Khan |
| Katreese Barnes | ... | pianist |
| Game Show | Am I A Crazy Street Person? |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gary Blintz |
| Will Forte | ... | Eddie Van Milkser |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Speed Chendleton |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sam Fantastic |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Claire Brinkley |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Man Versus Beast Tournament Of Champions: The Road To The Final Four |
| Cold Opening | Happy Valentine's Day From The Cheney Family |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Lynne Cheney |
| Show | Man Versus Beast Tournament Of Champions: The Road To The Final Four |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on the blackness of Barack Obama |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
Bill Oefelein
Commentary on the NASA love triangle |
| Show | Love Whitney: Whitney Houston's Valentine's Day Special |
| Cold Opening | Happy Valentine's Day From The Cheney Family |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Lynne Cheney |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Forest Whitaker | ... | Dr. Joseph Humphries |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frankie Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Betty Caruso |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jodi Deitz |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dr. Cora Reynolds |
| Sketch | Assagio's |
| Forest Whitaker | ... | Benjamin Tellurin |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | Reggie |
| Bill Hader | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Anne |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | patron |
| Show | Man Versus Beast Tournament Of Champions: The Road To The Final Four |
| Forest Whitaker | ... | Greg Gumbel |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katrina Hoffman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rosalyn Maddox |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | David Angelides |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on the blackness of Barack Obama |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
Bill Oefelein
Commentary on the NASA love triangle |
| Show | Love Whitney: Whitney Houston's Valentine's Day Special |
| Forest Whitaker | ... | Bobby's Uncle Tommy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chaka Khan |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Katreese Barnes | ... | pianist |
| Game Show | Am I A Crazy Street Person? |
| Forest Whitaker | ... | Alex Grenki |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gary Blintz |
| Will Forte | ... | Eddie Van Milkser |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Speed Chendleton |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sam Fantastic |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Claire Brinkley |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Forest Whitaker | 6 | 1 | |||
| Keith Urban | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 1 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 5 | 1 | |||
| Ken Aymong | 1 | ||||
| Katreese Barnes | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Akiva Schaffer | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 2 | 8 | 8 |