| Cold Opening | Bush's Address |
| Sketch | Jamba Juice |
| Miscellaneous | Belated Black History Moment |
| Musical Performance | "Dance, Dance" |
| Sketch | Bar Mitzvah |
| Film | A Day in the Life of Natalie Portman |
| Musical Performance | "Sugar, We're Goin Down" |
| Cold Opening | Bush's Address |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | audience member |
| Chris Parnell | ... | audience member |
| Andy Samberg | ... | audience member |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | audience member |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Jamba Juice |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mary |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dan |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Scott |
| Chris Parnell | ... | customer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Luther |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dertrell |
| Sketch |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dan Needler |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sally Needler |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | David |
| Sketch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tato |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jeff |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Donald Trump
Commentary on Martha Stewart |
| Kenan Thompson |
Introduces Lady Fat, his line of women's clothing for black men in drag | |
| Finesse Mitchell | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | award announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Bar Mitzvah |
| Fred Armisen | ... | grandpa |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Will Forte | ... | caterer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | emcee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jonah |
| Film | A Day in the Life of Natalie Portman |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | interviewer |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Carl |
| Charlie Grandy | ... | guy |
| John MacDonald | ... | guy |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | guy |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | guy |
| Bryan Tucker | ... | guy |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Officer Peter Venelli |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | wife |
| Will Forte | ... | husband |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ed Lover |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Spencer Mason |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | husband |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doctor Dré |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Bush's Address |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Donald Trump
Commentary on Martha Stewart |
| Natalie Portman | ... | Sasha Cohen |
| Cold Opening | Bush's Address |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Natalie Portman | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | audience member |
| Chris Parnell | ... | audience member |
| Andy Samberg | ... | audience member |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | audience member |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Jamba Juice |
| Natalie Portman | ... | Ashley |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mary |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dan |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Scott |
| Chris Parnell | ... | customer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Luther |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dertrell |
| Sketch |
| Natalie Portman | ... | Dr. S. Stevens |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dan Needler |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sally Needler |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | David |
| Miscellaneous | Belated Black History Moment |
| Dennis Haysbert | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ... | soldier Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Valerie Voice |
| Sketch |
| Natalie Portman | ... | Nunni |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tato |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jeff |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Donald Trump
Commentary on Martha Stewart |
| Natalie Portman | ... | Sasha Cohen |
| Kenan Thompson |
Introduces Lady Fat, his line of women's clothing for black men in drag | |
| Finesse Mitchell | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | award announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Bar Mitzvah |
| Natalie Portman | ... | Rebecca Herschlag |
| Fred Armisen | ... | grandpa |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Will Forte | ... | caterer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | emcee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jonah |
| Film | A Day in the Life of Natalie Portman |
| Natalie Portman | ||
| Seth Meyers | ... | guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | interviewer |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Carl |
| Charlie Grandy | ... | guy |
| John MacDonald | ... | guy |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | guy |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | guy |
| Bryan Tucker | ... | guy |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Officer Peter Venelli |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | wife |
| Will Forte | ... | husband |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ed Lover |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Spencer Mason |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | husband |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doctor Dré |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Natalie Portman | 8 | 2 | |||
| Fall Out Boy | 2 | ||||
| Dennis Haysbert | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 4 | 2 | |||
| Bill Hader | 2 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 3 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Charlie Grandy | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| John MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | ||||
| Bryan Tucker | 1 | ||||
| 74 | 8 | 12 | 8 |