| Sketch | Pirate Convention |
| Film | Young Chuck Norris |
| Sketch | Cat Fancy Magazine |
| Musical Performance | "Juicebox" |
| Show | Episode Three: What On Earth Is This All About, Because That Girl Got All Up In My Business And Is Not Her Problem Anyway |
| Sketch | Fairmount Suites Inn |
| Sketch | Elderly Wiretap |
| Musical Performance | "You Only Live Once" |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Anderson Cooper Live |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ray Nagin |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Chris Parnell | ... | customer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | customer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | customer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Target lady |
| Sketch | Pirate Convention |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tad |
| Will Forte | ... | Redbeard Pete |
| Chris Parnell | ... | pirate |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bartholomew |
| Bill Hader | ... | pirate |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dinkins |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Arthur |
| Film | Young Chuck Norris |
| Fred Armisen | ... | robber |
| Amy Poehler | ... | woman |
| Bill Hader | ... | robber |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Chuck Norris |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Doug Brogar |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | guy |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Al Gore
Commentary on Bush's wiretapping |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Alex Baze | ... | Tim the Janitor Still |
| Show | Episode Three: What On Earth Is This All About, Because That Girl Got All Up In My Business And Is Not Her Problem Anyway |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billiam |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Loretta |
| Tina Fey | ... | space lesbian |
| Will Forte | ... | singer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Pegasus |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | ex-boyfriend |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Thad |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Givindy |
| Bill Hader | ... | host |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Paolo |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | Judine |
| Sketch | Elderly Wiretap |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Peg |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Helen |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | agent |
| Steve Higgins | ... | narrator Voice |
| Show | Episode Three: What On Earth Is This All About, Because That Girl Got All Up In My Business And Is Not Her Problem Anyway |
| Peter Sarsgaard | ... | Captain Trip Bunchkin |
| Show | Episode Three: What On Earth Is This All About, Because That Girl Got All Up In My Business And Is Not Her Problem Anyway |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billiam#3 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Loretta#2 |
| Tina Fey | ... | space lesbian#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Thad#3 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Givindy#3 |
| Paula Pell | ... | Judine#2 |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson#9 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Anderson Cooper#2 Live |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ray Nagin#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#2 |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Al Gore#18 Commentary on Bush's wiretapping |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#15 |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson#9 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Anderson Cooper#2 Live |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ray Nagin#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#2 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Peter Sarsgaard | ... | manager |
| Chris Parnell | ... | customer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | customer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | customer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Target lady#2 |
| Sketch | Pirate Convention |
| Peter Sarsgaard | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tad |
| Will Forte | ... | Redbeard Pete |
| Chris Parnell | ... | pirate |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bartholomew |
| Bill Hader | ... | pirate |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dinkins |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Arthur |
| Tony Scheinman | ... | pirate |
| Sketch |
| Peter Sarsgaard | ... | Efrem Harrington |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Amanda#3 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Carol#4 |
| Bill Hader | ... | waiter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jim#3 |
| Marcus Collins | ... | bartender |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | patron |
| Nick Psinakis | ... | waiter |
| Film | Young Chuck Norris |
| Fred Armisen | ... | robber |
| Amy Poehler | ... | woman |
| Bill Hader | ... | robber |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Chuck Norris |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Doug Brogar |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | guy |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Al Gore#18 Commentary on Bush's wiretapping |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#15 |
| Alex Baze | ... | Tim the Janitor Still |
| Drew Barrymore |
| Show | Episode Three: What On Earth Is This All About, Because That Girl Got All Up In My Business And Is Not Her Problem Anyway |
| Peter Sarsgaard | ... | Captain Trip Bunchkin |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billiam#3 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Loretta#2 |
| Tina Fey | ... | space lesbian#2 |
| Will Forte | ... | singer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Pegasus |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | ex-boyfriend |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Thad#3 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Givindy#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | host |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Paolo |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | Judine#2 |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Fairmount Suites Inn |
| Peter Sarsgaard | ... | Rick |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Barb Gavin |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | guest Still |
⁕When Peter Sarsgaard hits the television, it unexpectedly turns off, resulting in a few improvised camera angles.
| Sketch | Elderly Wiretap |
| Peter Sarsgaard | ... | agent |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Peg |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Helen |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | agent |
| Steve Higgins | ... | narrator Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Peter Sarsgaard | 9 | ||||
| The Strokes | 2 | ||||
| Drew Barrymore | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 2 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | 2 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | |||||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 5 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 6 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 1 | 1 | |||
| Alex Baze | 1 | 1 | |||
| Liz Cackowski | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 5 | 5 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | ||||
| Marcus Collins | 1 | ||||
| Cristina Duarte | 1 | ||||
| Nick Psinakis | 1 | ||||
| Tony Scheinman | 1 | ||||
| 76 | 10 | 7 | 7 | 2 |