| Cold Opening | The New Iraqi Government |
| Sketch | Plastic Surgeon |
| Musical Performance | "Pass That Dutch" |
| Sketch | Press Conference “Prince Charles' Secretary” |
| Sketch | Keen Corporation |
| Musical Performance | "Work It" |
| Sketch | Roy Returns |
| Cold Opening | The New Iraqi Government |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Richie Sambora Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Pat Malinowski |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Robert Durst |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Will Forte | ... | Ken Mortimer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | casino employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | casino employee |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Will Forte |
Previews his sex tape | |
| Fred Armisen | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Christian Slater Voice |
| Sketch | Press Conference “Prince Charles' Secretary” |
| Seth Meyers | ... | reporter |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Cynthia Watson |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | reporter |
| Fred Armisen | ... | reporter |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | reporter |
| Sketch | Keen Corporation |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | executive |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Randy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katie Platt |
| Jeff Richards | ... | executive |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | executive |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | executive |
| Sketch | Roy Returns |
| Amy Poehler | ... | audience member |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Siegfried Fischbacher |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Abe Scheinwald |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brad Scheinwald |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Greg Hubert |
| Show |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Tony Bennett#2 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Richie Sambora Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Robert Durst |
| Cold Opening | The New Iraqi Government |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | George W. Bush#2 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Dr. Greg Burns |
| Seth Meyers | ... | David Clinger#1 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | scientist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sheila |
| Show |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Tony Bennett#2 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Richie Sambora Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Pat Malinowski |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Robert Durst |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | cowboy |
| Danielle Larracuente | ... | girl |
| Will Forte | ... | Ken Mortimer#5 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | casino employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | casino employee |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Abbe Meryl Feder | ... | patron |
| Alyson Stoner | ... | girl |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Will Forte |
Previews his sex tape | |
| Fred Armisen | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Christian Slater Voice |
♬Jethro Tull - "Locomotive Breath"
| Sketch | Press Conference “Prince Charles' Secretary” |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Sir Anthony McCollum |
| Seth Meyers | ... | reporter |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Cynthia Watson |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | reporter |
| Fred Armisen | ... | reporter |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | reporter |
| Sketch | Keen Corporation |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Ray Fatone |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | executive |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Randy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katie Platt |
| Jeff Richards | ... | executive |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | executive |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | executive |
♬Shania Twain - "Man! I Feel Like A Woman!"
| Sketch | Roy Returns |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Roy Horn |
| Amy Poehler | ... | audience member |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Siegfried Fischbacher |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬David Lindup - "Time For A Laugh"
| Sketch |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Alan Scheinwald |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Abe Scheinwald#1 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brad Scheinwald#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Greg Hubert |
⁕As this sketch fades to black, the first few seconds of "tel-e-link" from 10.18.2003 are heard. This is removed in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 9 | 2 | |||
| Missy Elliott | 2 | ||||
| Danielle Larracuente | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Chris Parnell | 2 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 6 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Abbe Meryl Feder | 1 | ||||
| Alyson Stoner | 1 | ||||
| 59 | 4 | 7 | 8 |
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