| Cold Opening | Live Address |
| Show | What's The Rush? |
| Musical Performance | "Lyric" |
| Miscellaneous | CNN Update |
| Sketch | Phone Booth |
| Musical Performance | "Settle Down" |
| Cold Opening | Live Address |
| Fred Armisen | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | translator Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Saddam Hussein Live |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers |
Winner of the NCAA office pool | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf |
| Jeff Richards | ... | soldier |
| Fred Armisen | ... | soldier |
| Eric Slovin | ... | businessman |
| Sketch | Phone Booth |
| Dean Edwards | ... | police officer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | sniper Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | police officer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | fat guy |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | cameraman |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Leonard |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Istanza |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Cornyaga |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beertje Van Beers |
| Cold Opening | Live Address |
| Fred Armisen | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | translator Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Saddam Hussein Live |
| Show |
| Ray Romano | ... | Mr. Green |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers |
Winner of the NCAA office pool | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf |
| Jeff Richards | ... | soldier |
| Fred Armisen | ... | soldier |
| Eric Slovin | ... | businessman |
| Sketch |
| Ray Romano | ... | Marv "The Spuds" Crackzar |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mackey |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Rodney "The Zipper" Calzoun |
| Tina Fey | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Buddy Mills |
| Amy Poehler | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Sketch | Phone Booth |
| Ray Romano | ... | Walter |
| Dean Edwards | ... | police officer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | sniper Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | police officer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | fat guy |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | cameraman |
| Show |
| Ray Romano | ... | Youseffi |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Leonard |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Istanza |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Cornyaga |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beertje Van Beers |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ray Romano | 7 | 1 | |||
| Zwan | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 2 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | |||||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | |||||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| Jeff Richards | 1 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | ||||
| Eric Slovin | 1 | ||||
| 47 | 13 | 6 | 5 |