| Cold Opening | Briefing |
| Show | Last Call |
| Cartoon | Bambi 2002 |
| Sketch | Background Actors |
| Musical Performance | "Without Me" |
| Sketch | Kournikova vs. Penthouse |
| Cold Opening | Briefing |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Carla |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | grandma |
| Will Ferrell | ... | relative |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | relative |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Background Actors |
| Will Ferrell | ... | actor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | actor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mike |
| Amy Poehler | ... | actress |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | actress |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Casey |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mouse |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Paris Hilton |
| Chris Kattan |
Terrible ReenactmentBritish streaker | |
| Chris Parnell |
| Sketch | Kournikova vs. Penthouse |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Guccione |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gerry Spence |
| Chris Kattan | ... | attorney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | judge |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Shawn Secunda |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Tina Fey | ... | guest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Emily |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Cold Opening | Briefing |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice |
| Sketch | Kournikova vs. Penthouse |
| Cold Opening | Briefing |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Carla |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice |
| Monologue |
⁕Kirsten Dunst shouts for a trash can so Horatio Sanz can vomit. Nothing is brought out, but when Horatio tries to kiss her, she still says "You just puked!" In reruns, everything after the clip is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, which went as planned.
♬"Spiderman" Theme
| Cartoon | Bambi 2002 |
| Jeanine Giovanni | ... | Pokahotass |
| Brian Cummings | Voice | |
| Jared Fogle | Voice | |
| David Spade | Voice | |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Bambi Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Bambi's mother Voice |
| Commercial |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | relative |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | grandma |
| Will Ferrell | ... | relative |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | relative |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Osvaldo Hector Porrini Montes - "Forever"
| Sketch | Background Actors |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | actress |
| Will Ferrell | ... | actor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | actor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mike |
| Amy Poehler | ... | actress |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | actress |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Casey |
| Sketch |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | Janet |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mouse |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
♬Peter Cetera - "Glory of Love"
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | Nicki Hilton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Paris Hilton |
| Chris Kattan |
Terrible ReenactmentBritish streaker | |
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Kirsten Dunst |
| Sketch | Kournikova vs. Penthouse |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | Anna Kournikova |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Guccione |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gerry Spence |
| Chris Kattan | ... | attorney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | judge |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Shawn Secunda |
♬"Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In" Theme
| Show |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | Jenna Jenaya |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Tina Fey | ... | guest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Emily |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
♬Janet Jackson - "All For You"
| Sketch |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | Tamara DeMarco |
| Eminem | ||
| Proof | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kyle DeMarco |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Sean DeMarco |
| Dean Edwards | ... | dancer |
♬Eminem & Dido - "Stan"
♬Eminem - "My Name Is"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kirsten Dunst | 9 | 2 | |||
| Eminem | 2 | ||||
| Proof | 2 | ||||
| Jeanine Giovanni | 1 | ||||
| Brian Cummings | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jared Fogle | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 2 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 4 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | |||||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 3 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | |||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| 62 | 8 | 9 | 8 |