| Cold Opening | Decision 2000 |
| Sketch | Bald Eagles |
| Miscellaneous | Lorne And Tom In A Tub |
| Cartoon | Sex and the Country |
| Musical Performance | "Babylon" |
| Musical Sketch | Rock Around The Clock |
| Miscellaneous | Wedding |
| Cold Opening | Decision 2000 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw |
| Tom Davis | ... | assistant Voice |
| Hugh Fink | ... | justice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | diner |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dr. Richard Ludwin |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | wife |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Richard |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Harris |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Magic Mouth Voice |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Kid Shazaam |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Grand Master Rap |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | singer |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Molly Shannon | ... | Jeannie Darcy |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Hollywood Report about himself |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Graham Russell |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Russell Hitchcock |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | audience member |
| Cold Opening | Decision 2000 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw |
| Cold Opening | Decision 2000 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw |
| Tom Davis | ... | assistant Voice |
| Hugh Fink | ... | justice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Kelly Kirklyn | ... | diner |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | diner |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dr. Richard Ludwin |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | wife |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Richard |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Harris |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Magic Mouth Voice |
| Sketch | Bald Eagles |
| Tom Green | ... | eagle |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Steve |
| Will Ferrell | ... | eagle |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Brenda |
| Show |
| Tom Green | ... | Kevin Gustafson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Kid Shazaam |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Grand Master Rap |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | singer |
| Cartoon | Sex and the Country |
⁕In reruns, this cartoon is replaced with the Mr. T cartoon from the 11.04.2000 episode, complete with the preceding Charlize Theron bumper.
| Show |
| Tom Green | ... | Gene Abernathy Reynolds |
| Will Ferrell | ... | David Larry |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Miss Colleen |
| Scott Wainio |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Molly Shannon | ... | Jeannie Darcy |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Hollywood Report about himself | |
| Gwyneth Paltrow |
| Show |
| Tom Green | ... | Ken Osborne |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dr. Phil McGraw |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Dara Osborne |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Graham Russell |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Russell Hitchcock |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | audience member |
| Musical Sketch | Rock Around The Clock |
| Tom Green | ... | singer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | singer |
⁕Stage manager Gena Rositano can be seen motioning to Tom Green as his cue to destroy the clock.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tom Green | 8 | ||||
| David Gray | 2 | ||||
| Drew Barrymore | 1 | ||||
| Phil Giroux | 1 | ||||
| Mary Jane Green | 2 | ||||
| Richard Green | 2 | ||||
| Shawn Greenson | 1 | ||||
| Derek Harvie | 1 | ||||
| Glenn Humplik | 1 | ||||
| Nancy Juvoven | 1 | ||||
| Gwyneth Paltrow | 1 | ||||
| Kelly Kirklyn | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 8 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 4 | 2 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | |||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Jerry Minor | 2 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Hugh Fink | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | ||||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 71 | 5 | 10 | 7 |