| Cold Opening | Mac's Bar “What The Hell Happened?” |
| Sketch | O'Hare |
| Sketch | Titanic “Alternate Ending” |
| Show | Fat Albert |
| Musical Performance | "Nobody's Fault But My Own" |
| Show | NewsForce |
| Sketch | Which Overnight Delivery Service? |
| Show | Fantastic Voyage |
| Musical Performance | "Tropicalia" |
| Show | Extreme Hunting |
| Cold Opening | Mac's Bar “What The Hell Happened?” |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Livingston |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Hank |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Newt Gingrich Live |
| Sketch | O'Hare |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marty Culp |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bobbi Mohan-Culp |
| Molly Shannon | ... | traveler |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | traveler |
| Sketch | Titanic “Alternate Ending” |
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Gloria Stuart /Rose |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Lizzy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Lewis |
| Show | Fat Albert |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Dumb Donald |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mush Mouth |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Albert Thomas Wentworth |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... |
Elizabeth Dole
Commentary on partying after resigning from the Red Cross |
| Show | NewsForce |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Wayne Hollister |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Carl Marshall |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Consuela O'Shay |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Greg /caller Voice |
| Commercial |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | old man |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | skateboarder |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | old woman |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | spokesperson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | nerd |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | skateboarder |
| Sketch | Which Overnight Delivery Service? |
| Will Ferrell | ... | emcee |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Laura Rose |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Mr. UPS |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. United States Postal Service |
| Show | Fantastic Voyage |
| Will Ferrell | ... | doctor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | doctor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | doctor |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Extreme Hunting |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Prince |
| Colin Quinn | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Mac's Bar “What The Hell Happened?” |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Livingston#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#43 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Newt Gingrich#2 Live |
| Show |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar#2 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#5 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#18 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira#5 |
| Weekend Update |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... |
Elizabeth Dole#6 Commentary on partying after resigning from the Red Cross |
| Cold Opening | Mac's Bar “What The Hell Happened?” |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Livingston#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#43 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Hank |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Newt Gingrich#2 Live |
| Monologue |
♬Pino Donaggio - "The Coronation / The Blood"
| Show |
| Debbie Matenopoulos | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar#2 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#5 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#18 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira#5 |
| Sketch | O'Hare |
| Bill Paxton | ... | teller |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marty Culp#9 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bobbi Mohan-Culp#9 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | traveler |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | traveler |
⁕In reruns, the first minute is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Sketch | Titanic “Alternate Ending” |
| Bill Paxton | ... | Brock |
| James Cameron | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Gloria Stuart#2 /Rose |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Lizzy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Lewis |
| Show | Fat Albert |
| Bill Paxton | ... | Paul Oliver /manager |
| Beck | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Dumb Donald |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mush Mouth |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Albert Thomas Wentworth |
⁕In reruns, the third Fat Albert interview scene is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬Sheldon Mirowitz - "The Last Voyage"
♬Herbie Hancock - "Chameleon"
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... |
Elizabeth Dole#6 Commentary on partying after resigning from the Red Cross |
⁕Colin Quinn accidentally says "sprayed with by evidence". This is fixed in reruns.
⁕The Elizabeth Dole segment is removed in reruns. To fill time, "The Jenson Mint" from 11.14.1998 and "Shirt In A Can" from 10.17.1998 are shown elsewhere in the episode.
| Show | NewsForce |
| Bill Paxton | ... | Kirk Blackwell |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Wayne Hollister |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Carl Marshall |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Consuela O'Shay |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Greg /caller Voice |
⁕In reruns, the vertical alignment is adjusted on the Cheri Oteri and Will Ferrell split screen.
| Commercial |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | old man |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | skateboarder |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | old woman |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | spokesperson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | nerd |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | skateboarder |
| Sketch | Which Overnight Delivery Service? |
| Bill Paxton | ... | Mr. Federal Express |
| Will Ferrell | ... | emcee |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Laura Rose |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Mr. UPS |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. United States Postal Service |
| Show | Fantastic Voyage |
| Bill Paxton | ... | doctor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | doctor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | doctor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | doctor |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Extreme Hunting |
| Bill Paxton | ... | Ted Nugent |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Prince |
| Colin Quinn | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Ted Nugent - "Cat Scratch Fever"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Paxton | 8 | 1 | |||
| Beck | 3 | ||||
| Debbie Matenopoulos | 1 | ||||
| James Cameron | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 8 | 1 | 1 | 3 | |
| Chris Kattan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 2 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | ||||
| Jerry Collins | 1 | ||||
| Steven Cragg | 1 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Lori Nasso | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Matt Piedmont | 1 | ||||
| T. Sean Shannon | 1 | ||||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| 73 | 3 | 11 | 7 |