| Cold Opening | Martha Stewart Living |
| Game Show | Name That Dog |
| Sketch | New Horizons |
| Sketch | Fives |
| Musical Performance | "Never Ever" |
| Sketch | Koppel Brothers |
| Sketch | The Plank |
| Cold Opening | Martha Stewart Living |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Martha Stewart Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jim Breuer | ... | athlete |
| Will Ferrell | ... | athlete |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | athlete |
| Chris Kattan | ... | athlete |
| Tim Meadows | ... | athlete |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | athlete |
| Game Show | Name That Dog |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | model |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Bill Neeley |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Aaron Juner |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | model |
| Molly Shannon | ... | model |
| Sketch | Fives |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Anita |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | waiter |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Katherine |
| Commercial |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Richard Langoon |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thurmond Sykes |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | Gunner Olsen |
| Sketch | Koppel Brothers |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Brian |
| Molly Shannon | ... | secretary |
| Sketch | The Plank |
| Jim Breuer | ... | pirate |
| Will Ferrell | ... | captain |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | pirate |
| Chris Kattan | ... | pirate |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Stumpy |
| Cold Opening | Martha Stewart Living |
| Greg Kinnear | ... | Chad Berman |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Martha Stewart Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jim Breuer | ... | athlete |
| Will Ferrell | ... | athlete |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | athlete |
| Chris Kattan | ... | athlete |
| Tim Meadows | ... | athlete |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | athlete |
♬Nazareth - "Love Hurts"
| Game Show | Name That Dog |
| Greg Kinnear | ... | Jackson Nelson |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | model |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Bill Neeley |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Aaron Juner |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | model |
| Molly Shannon | ... | model |
| Sketch | New Horizons |
| Greg Kinnear | ... | counselor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marty Culp |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bobbi Mohan-Culp |
| Sketch | Fives |
| Greg Kinnear | ... | Robert |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Anita |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | waiter |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Katherine |
| Commercial |
| Greg Kinnear | ... | Jackson Nelson |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Richard Langoon |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thurmond Sykes |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | Gunner Olsen |
| Sketch | Koppel Brothers |
| Greg Kinnear | ... | Randy Koppel |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Brian |
| Molly Shannon | ... | secretary |
| Sketch | The Plank |
| Greg Kinnear | ... | pirate |
| Bob Hoskins | ... | Captain Kidd |
| Jim Breuer | ... | pirate |
| Will Ferrell | ... | captain |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | pirate |
| Chris Kattan | ... | pirate |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Stumpy |
| Show |
| Greg Kinnear | ... | Russ Nickles |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Genesis |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Robin Byrd |
♬Freddie King - "Reconsider Baby"
♬Meredith Brooks - "Bitch"
♬Wham! - "Freedom"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Greg Kinnear | 10 | ||||
| All Saints | 1 | ||||
| Bob Hoskins | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Breuer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 6 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 5 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | ||||
| Lukasz Gottwald | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Shawn Pelton | 1 | ||||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| 56 | 3 | 4 | 7 |