December 6, 1997S23E8 #434
| Host: | Nathan Lane |
| Musical Guest: | Metallica |
| Cameos: | The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Marianne Faithfull, Ernie Sabella |
| Cold Opening | Well Babies Tragedy |
| Sketch | Spartans Dream |
| Show | The Quiet Storm |
| Show | Sister Wendy Beckett's Art Odyssey |
| Show | History of Vaudeville |
| Musical Performance | "Fuel" |
| Sketch | Miss Milo |
| Musical Performance | "The Memory Remains" |
| Sketch | Ex-Convict Santa |
| Cold Opening | Well Babies Tragedy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Kenny McCaughey |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Brian Williams |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Carbonal |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jessica McClure |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Bobbi McCaughey Live |
| Sketch | Spartans Dream |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Billy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Stephanie Friberg |
| Show | History of Vaudeville |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mabel Weber |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Rose |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Jimmy "The Duckman" Jenkins |
| Tim Meadows | ... | William Evers |
| Commercial | Songs That Ruined Everything |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dennis DeYoung |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Well Babies Tragedy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Kenny McCaughey |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Brian Williams |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jessica McClure |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Bobbi McCaughey Live |
| Cold Opening | Well Babies Tragedy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Kenny McCaughey |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Brian Williams |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Carbonal |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jessica McClure |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Bobbi McCaughey Live |
| Monologue |
| Nathan Lane | ||
| Ernie Sabella | ||
| Wally Feresten | ||
| Will Ferrell | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Cheri Oteri | ||
| Molly Shannon |
| Sketch | Spartans Dream |
| Nathan Lane | ... | Coach Dunlap |
| The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | Billy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Stephanie Friberg |
| Show | The Quiet Storm |
| Nathan Lane | ... | Larry Unhower |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Chris Garnett |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | slow dancer |
| Show | Sister Wendy Beckett's Art Odyssey |
| Nathan Lane | ... | Wendy Beckett |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | History of Vaudeville |
| Nathan Lane | ... | Weber |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mabel Weber |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Rose |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Jimmy "The Duckman" Jenkins |
| Tim Meadows | ... | William Evers |
| Commercial | Songs That Ruined Everything |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dennis DeYoung |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nathan Lane | 8 | 2 | |||
| Metallica | 2 | ||||
| Ernie Sabella | 1 | ||||
| Marianne Faithfull | 1 | ||||
| The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders | 1 | ||||
| Jim Breuer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Wally Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 2 | 2 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 4 | 1 | |||
| 52 | 5 | 9 | 6 |