| Cold Opening | Well Babies Tragedy |
| Sketch | Spartans Dream |
| Show | Sister Wendy Beckett's Art Odyssey |
| Show | History of Vaudeville |
| Musical Performance | "Fuel" |
| Sketch | Miss Milo |
| Musical Performance | "The Memory Remains" |
| Sketch | Ex-Convict Santa |
| Cold Opening | Well Babies Tragedy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Kenny McCaughey |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Brian Williams |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Carbonal |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jessica McClure |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Bobbi McCaughey Live |
| Sketch | Spartans Dream |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Billy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Stephanie Friberg |
| Show | History of Vaudeville |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mabel Weber |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Rose |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Jimmy "The Duckman" Jenkins |
| Tim Meadows | ... | William Evers |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Well Babies Tragedy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Kenny McCaughey |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Brian Williams |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jessica McClure |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Bobbi McCaughey Live |
| Cold Opening | Well Babies Tragedy |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Kenny McCaughey |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Brian Williams |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Carbonal |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jessica McClure |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Bobbi McCaughey Live |
| Sketch | Spartans Dream |
| Nathan Lane | ... | Coach Dunlap |
| The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | Billy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Stephanie Friberg |
♬Quad City DJ's - "C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)"
| Sketch |
| Nathan Lane | ... | Larry Unhauer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Chris Garnett |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | slow dancer |
♬Johnny Gill - "Touch"
♬Keith Sweat - "I'll Give All My Love to You"
♬Air Supply - "All Out of Love"
♬D'Angelo - "Brown Sugar"
♬Amy Grant - "Baby, Baby"
♬John Denver - "Sunshine On My Shoulders"
♬Peaches & Herb - "Reunited"
| Show | Sister Wendy Beckett's Art Odyssey |
| Nathan Lane | ... | Wendy Beckett |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | History of Vaudeville |
| Nathan Lane | ... | Weber |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mabel Weber |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Rose |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Jimmy "The Duckman" Jenkins |
| Tim Meadows | ... | William Evers |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Nathan Lane | ... |
Lou Costello
Report on a mummified corpse |
⁕Nathan Lane ad-libs in response to Norm MacDonald hitting him too hard.
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dennis DeYoung |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Steve Miller Band - "Abracadabra"
♬Bruce Springsteen - "Dancing in the Dark"
♬Rod Stewart - "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
♬The Rolling Stones - "Harlem Shuffle"
♬Yes - "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
♬Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson - "Say Say Say"
♬Starship - "We Built This City"
♬Genesis - "Invisible Touch"
♬Billy Joel - "We Didn't Start the Fire"
♬Styx - "Mr. Roboto"
| Sketch | Miss Milo |
| Nathan Lane | ... | Miss Milo |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Vance Harris |
⁕After having continued difficulty fitting his fingers into one of his gloves, Nathan Lane ad-libs "I like the gloves this way, it's more experimental."
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nathan Lane | 8 | 2 | |||
| Metallica | 2 | ||||
| The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders | 1 | ||||
| Ernie Sabella | 1 | ||||
| Marianne Faithfull | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Breuer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Carl Eckett | 1 | ||||
| Wally Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 2 | 2 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Louie Zakarian | 1 | ||||
| 57 | 5 | 9 | 8 |