| Game Show | Food, Sex, or Cars?! |
| Miscellaneous | Lesbian Programming |
| Musical Performance | "Wannabe" |
| Musical Performance | "Say You'll Be There" |
| Cold Opening |
| Jim Breuer | ... | cult member |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marshall Applewhite |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | cult member |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Chris Kattan | ... | cult member |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Zantar Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | cult member |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | cult member |
| Game Show | Food, Sex, or Cars?! |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Brett Roberts |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Kyle Richards |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Glenn |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Azrael Abyss |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Circe Nightshade |
| Show |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Lionel Osbourne |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Jermaine Allensworth |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Scarface |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ramon Diaz Rojo |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tico Tico |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Celia Concha |
| Sketch |
| Jim Breuer | ... | patron |
| Will Ferrell | ... | patron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Janet Blaum |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | waitress |
| Molly Shannon | ... | waitress |
| Cartoon |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Al Gore Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Richard Nixon Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Show |
| Rob Lowe | ... | Eric Roberts |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Pesci |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Spade |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Robert DeNiro |
| Cartoon |
| Jim Morris | ... | Al Gore Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Richard Nixon Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Cold Opening |
| Jim Breuer | ... | cult member |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marshall Applewhite |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | cult member |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Chris Kattan | ... | cult member |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Zantar Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | cult member |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | cult member |
| Show |
| Rob Lowe | ... | Eric Roberts |
| Robert DeNiro | ||
| Joe Pesci | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Pesci |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Spade |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Robert DeNiro |
⁕Everything up to Rob Lowe's entrance is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Game Show | Food, Sex, or Cars?! |
| Rob Lowe | ... | Jim Oliver |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Brett Roberts |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Kyle Richards |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Rob Lowe | ... | The Beholder |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Glenn |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Azrael Abyss |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Circe Nightshade |
♬Bau Haus - "Bela Lugosi's Dead"
| Cartoon |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Al Gore Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Richard Nixon Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | alien Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | alien Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Lesbian Programming |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Robert Wexler |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Mickey The Dyke |
| Weekend Update |
⁕Norm MacDonald accidentally says "The fuck was that?" after flubbing a joke. After much cheers and applause, he ad-libs "My farewell performance." The expletive is muted in reruns.
| Show |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Lionel Osbourne |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Jermaine Allensworth |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rob Lowe | ... | Servio Nunez |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Scarface |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ramon Diaz Rojo |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tico Tico |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Celia Concha |
| Sketch |
| Rob Lowe | ... | Daniel |
| Jim Breuer | ... | patron |
| Will Ferrell | ... | patron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Janet Blaum |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | waitress |
| Molly Shannon | ... | waitress |
⁕This sketch is removed in reruns. To fill time, "More Songs I Rewrote To Honor Dead People" from 09.27.1997 and "Lux 420SL" from 11.23.1996 are shown.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rob Lowe | 6 | 1 | |||
| Spice Girls | 2 | ||||
| Robert DeNiro | 1 | ||||
| Joe Pesci | 1 | ||||
| Bill Chott | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Morris | 1 | 7 | 7 | ||
| Jim Breuer | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | 1 | |||
| Stephen Colbert | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Michael McKean | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| 50 | 6 | 14 | 17 |