| Cold Opening | The Blizzard of '96 |
| Sketch | Front Porch |
| Musical Performance | "One Of Us" |
| Show | Connie Stinson Talks |
| Sketch | Guidance Counselor |
| Sketch | Execution |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Jim Breuer |
Explains how drinks mix in the stomach | |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on laughter and civil rights |
| Show | Connie Stinson Talks |
| Jim Breuer | ... | audience member |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jody |
| David Koechner | ... | audience member |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Darnell |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Cheryl |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Tiffany |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Christalle |
| Fred Wolf | ... | Tom |
| Sketch | Guidance Counselor |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Tom Gianas | ... | audience member |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ||
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | audience member |
| Miscellaneous |
| David Spade | ||
| Hugh Fink | Voice | |
| Erin Maroney | ... | makeup artist |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on laughter and civil rights |
| Sketch | Front Porch |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Vic |
| Chris Marquette | ... | kid |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Rita DelVecchio |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Jim Breuer |
Explains how drinks mix in the stomach | |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on laughter and civil rights |
| Show | Connie Stinson Talks |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Connie Stinson |
| Jim Breuer | ... | audience member |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jody |
| David Koechner | ... | audience member |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Darnell |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Cheryl |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Tiffany |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Christalle |
| Fred Wolf | ... | Tom |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Guidance Counselor |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Father Healy |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Tom Gianas | ... | audience member |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ||
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | audience member |
| Miscellaneous |
| Christopher Walken | ||
| David Spade | ||
| Hugh Fink | Voice | |
| Erin Maroney | ... | makeup artist |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬The Bangles - "Hazy Shade of Winter"
♬Billy Squier - "In The Dark"
| Sketch | Execution |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Mr. Wilson |
| David Koechner | ... | Gerald Tibbins |
| Tim Meadows | ... | warden |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christopher Walken | 7 | 1 | |||
| Joan Osborne | 1 | ||||
| Rudy Giuliani | 1 | ||||
| Chris Marquette | 1 | ||||
| George Pataki | 1 | ||||
| Jim Breuer | 2 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Koechner | 2 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | |||||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Nancy Walls | 2 | ||||
| Hugh Fink | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Gianas | 1 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Erin Maroney | 1 | ||||
| Dennis McNicholas | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Ryan Shiraki | 1 | ||||
| Fred Wolf | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 39 | 4 | 1 | 3 |