| Cold Opening | Rockers To Help Explain Whitewater |
| Musical Performance | "Gin & Juice" |
| Show | Profiles In Cowardice |
| Sketch | Sexist Director |
| Musical Performance | "Lodi Dodi" |
| Show | Astounding Information |
| Cold Opening | Rockers To Help Explain Whitewater |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Tina Turner |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jerry Garcia |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Elton John |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Wynonna Judd |
| Michael McKean | ... | Elvis Costello |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Aaron Neville |
| Mike Myers | ... | Garth Brooks |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Bolton |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Axl Rose |
| Rob Schneider | ... | K.D. Lang |
| David Spade | ... | Kurt Cobain |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Naomi Judd |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Flea |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Anthony Kiedis |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Cher |
| Sketch |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | passenger |
| Chris Farley | ... | Total Bastard Airlines passenger |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | passenger |
| Tim Meadows | ... | passenger |
| Mike Myers | ... | passenger |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | passenger |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Total Bastard Airlines passenger |
| Rob Schneider | ... | passenger |
| David Spade | ... | Total Bastard Airlines steward |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | flight attendant |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | passenger |
| Jay Mohr | ... | passenger |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | passenger |
| Tom Davis | ... | passenger |
| Jim Downey | ... | pilot Voice |
| Show |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | caller Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Jay Mohr | ... |
Dick Vitale
March Madness Oscars preview |
| Chris Farley | ... | Bennett Brauer |
| Show | Profiles In Cowardice |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jack Killian |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve Kangus |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mack Panko |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Ray Rio |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Mr. Smith |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Sexist Director |
| Chris Farley | ... | stagehand |
| Michael McKean | ... | Frank Prescott |
| Rob Schneider | ... | stagehand |
| David Spade | ... | Gino |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Ada |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | George Baines |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Flora |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Alisdair Stewart |
| Cold Opening | Rockers To Help Explain Whitewater |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Tina Turner |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jerry Garcia |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Elton John |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Wynonna Judd |
| Michael McKean | ... | Elvis Costello |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Aaron Neville |
| Mike Myers | ... | Garth Brooks |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Bolton |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Axl Rose |
| Rob Schneider | ... | K.D. Lang |
| David Spade | ... | Kurt Cobain |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Naomi Judd |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Flea |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Anthony Kiedis |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Cher |
| Cold Opening | Rockers To Help Explain Whitewater |
| Cindy Crawford | Live | |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Tina Turner |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jerry Garcia |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Elton John |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Wynonna Judd |
| Michael McKean | ... | Elvis Costello |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Aaron Neville |
| Mike Myers | ... | Garth Brooks |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Bolton |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Axl Rose |
| Rob Schneider | ... | K.D. Lang |
| David Spade | ... | Kurt Cobain |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Naomi Judd |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Flea |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Anthony Kiedis |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Cher |
| Sketch |
| Helen Hunt | ... | flight attendant |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | passenger |
| Chris Farley | ... | Total Bastard Airlines passenger |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | passenger |
| Tim Meadows | ... | passenger |
| Mike Myers | ... | passenger |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | passenger |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Total Bastard Airlines passenger |
| Rob Schneider | ... | passenger |
| David Spade | ... | Total Bastard Airlines steward |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | flight attendant |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | passenger |
| Jay Mohr | ... | passenger |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | passenger |
| Tom Davis | ... | passenger |
| Jim Downey | ... | pilot Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | passenger |
| Rudy Ruggiero | ... | passenger |
| Show |
| Helen Hunt | ||
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | caller Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Jay Mohr | ... |
Dick Vitale
March Madness Oscars preview |
| Chris Farley | ... | Bennett Brauer |
⁕As Chris Farley is lifted up to fly over the audience, one of the cables gets caught on a spotlight. Kevin Nealon and crew members work to free the cable as Chris ad-libs about his weight problem. After Chris finally soars over the audience and the camera pans back to the desk, Kevin uses air quotes to ad-lib "Maybe the cables didn't clear the light, ladies and gentlemen!"
| Show | Profiles In Cowardice |
| Helen Hunt | ... | Linda Coleman |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jack Killian |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve Kangus |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mack Panko |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Ray Rio |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Mr. Smith |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Sexist Director |
| Helen Hunt | ... | Amy Tompkins |
| Chris Farley | ... | stagehand |
| Michael McKean | ... | Frank Prescott |
| Rob Schneider | ... | stagehand |
| David Spade | ... | Gino |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Ada |
| Phil Hartman | ... | George Baines |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Flora |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Alisdair Stewart |
| Show | Astounding Information |
| Helen Hunt | ... | Nancy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | John Parkins |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
| Show |
| Helen Hunt | ... | Beth |
| Michael McKean | ... | Jeffrey Dahmer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Rob |
| Rob Schneider | ||
| Andreas Beckett | ... | Adolf Hitler |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Helen Hunt | 7 | ||||
| Snoop Doggy Dogg | 2 | ||||
| Cindy Crawford | 1 | ||||
| Mike Judge | 1 | 3 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Michael McKean | 4 | 2 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rob Schneider | 5 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Julia Sweeney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Norm MacDonald | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jay Mohr | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Sarah Silverman | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 2 | 2 | |||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | 2 | |||
| Andreas Beckett | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| Rudy Ruggiero | 1 | ||||
| 70 | 5 | 18 | 10 |