| Cold Opening | Santa Don't Like Bad Boys |
| Show | I Want My Baby Back!: The Harriet Cralboni Story |
| Musical Performance | "If I Had No Loot" |
| Game Show | Headgames |
| Miscellaneous | "Blue Christmas" |
| Sketch | Motivational Santa |
| Sketch | Crab Lice Singles Club |
| Musical Performance | "Tell Me Mama" |
| Sketch | Praying |
| Miscellaneous | "It's Now Or Never" |
| Monologue |
| Chris Farley | ... | audience member |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Marci Klein | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | customer |
| David Spade | ... | Matt Coleman |
| Show | I Want My Baby Back!: The Harriet Cralboni Story |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Roberta Lewis |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | nurse |
| Tim Meadows | ... | welfare liaison |
| Mike Myers | ... | Avery Fontell |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Blaylock |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Hasheem |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Pakistani judge |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Fontell |
| John Zonars | ... | guard |
| Game Show | Headgames |
| Chris Farley | ... | judge |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Tom Furlough |
| Tim Meadows | ... | judge |
| Adam Sandler | ... | judge |
| David Spade | ... | Eddie Furlough |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Barbara Furlough |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Crab Lice Singles Club |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | member |
| Chris Farley | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | member |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | member |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Keith |
| Mike Myers | ... | member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mike Dunlap |
| Adam Sandler | ... | member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Jerry |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | member |
| David Spade | ... | member |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Linda |
| Commercial |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Dr. Jack Kevorkian |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | 911 operator Voice |
| Fred Wolf | ... | recorded voice Voice |
| Show | I Want My Baby Back!: The Harriet Cralboni Story |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |
| Rudy Ruggiero | ... | spectator |
| Monologue |
| Sally Field | ||
| Chris Farley | ... | audience member |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Marci Klein | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | customer |
| David Spade | ... | Matt Coleman |
| Show | I Want My Baby Back!: The Harriet Cralboni Story |
| Sally Field | ... | Harriet Cralboni |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Roberta Lewis |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | nurse |
| Tim Meadows | ... | welfare liaison |
| Mike Myers | ... | Avery Fontell |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Blaylock |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Hasheem |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Pakistani judge |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Fontell |
| John Zonars | ... | guard |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |
| Rudy Ruggiero | ... | spectator |
| Commercial |
| Sally Field | ... | Elizabeth Taylor |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Von Rie |
| Mike Myers | ... | card player |
| Rob Schneider | ... | accomplice |
| Game Show | Headgames |
| Sally Field | ... | Amanda Allen-Furlough |
| Chris Farley | ... | judge |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Tom Furlough |
| Tim Meadows | ... | judge |
| Adam Sandler | ... | judge |
| David Spade | ... | Eddie Furlough |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Barbara Furlough |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Motivational Santa |
| Sally Field | ... | parent |
| Chris Farley | ... | Matt Foley |
| Phil Hartman | ... | manager |
| David Spade | ... | elf |
| Sketch | Crab Lice Singles Club |
| Sally Field | ... | Sherry Walker |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | member |
| Chris Farley | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | member |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | member |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Keith |
| Mike Myers | ... | member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mike Dunlap |
| Adam Sandler | ... | member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Jerry |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | member |
| David Spade | ... | member |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Linda |
| Commercial |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Dr. Jack Kevorkian |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | 911 operator Voice |
| Fred Wolf | ... | recorded voice Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sally Field | 7 | 1 | |||
| Tony! Toni! Toné! | 2 | ||||
| Lili Haydn | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 10 | 1 | 1 | 3 | |
| Melanie Hutsell | 3 | ||||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jay Mohr | |||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 4 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 6 | ||||
| Sarah Silverman | 2 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 4 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | ||||
| Fred Wolf | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 3 | 3 | |||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | ||||
| Marci Klein | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 2 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 2 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 2 | ||||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Rudy Ruggiero | 1 | ||||
| 82 | 2 | 4 | 11 |