| Show | Sex and Peer Pressure at Valley High |
| Sketch | McDonald's |
| Musical Performance | "From Hank to Hendrix" |
| Musical Sketch | Dogs |
| Show | Tales From The Ambulance |
| Musical Performance | "Harvest Moon" |
| Sketch | G.E.D. Class Reunion |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Show | Sex and Peer Pressure at Valley High |
| Chris Farley | ... | friend |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Edward Osgood |
| Mike Myers | ... | Andrew |
| David Spade | ... | Steve |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | mother |
| Sketch | McDonald's |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Chris Farley | ... | Les Holmgren |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | cashier |
| Tim Meadows | ... | bodyguard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jim |
| Chris Rock | ... | cashier |
| Rob Schneider | ... | customer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Jim Pitt | ... | customer |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Queen Shenequa
Review of "The Bodyguard" |
| Show |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | nurse |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |
| Musical Sketch | Dogs |
| Dana Carvey | ... | band member |
| Chris Farley | ... | spectator |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | spectator |
| Mike Myers | ... | band member |
| Adam Sandler | ... | band member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | band member |
| Robert Smigel | ... | band member |
| David Spade | ... | spectator |
| Show | Tales From The Ambulance |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jeff |
| Mike Myers | ... | coworker |
| Chris Rock | ... | driver |
| Rob Schneider | ... | coworker |
| David Spade | ... | grandson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | coworker |
| Sketch | G.E.D. Class Reunion |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Elise Goodman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Principal Martin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Reverend David Petway |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Michael Doyle |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar Live |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Show | Sex and Peer Pressure at Valley High |
| Tom Arnold | ... | father |
| Chris Farley | ... | friend |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Edward Osgood |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Andrew |
| David Spade | ... | Steve |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | mother |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | McDonald's |
| Tom Arnold | ... | Kevin O'Brien |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Chris Farley | ... | Les Holmgren |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | cashier |
| Tim Meadows | ... | bodyguard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jim |
| Chris Rock | ... | cashier |
| Rob Schneider | ... | customer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Jim Pitt | ... | customer |
| Grafton True | ... | customer |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Roseanne Arnold |
Commentary on double standards | |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Queen Shenequa
Review of "The Bodyguard" |
| Show |
| Tom Arnold | ... | doctor |
| George Wendt | ... | Bob Swerski |
| Dick Butkus | ||
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | nurse |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |
| Musical Sketch | Dogs |
| Dana Carvey | ... | band member |
| Chris Farley | ... | spectator |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | spectator |
| Mike Myers | ... | band member |
| Adam Sandler | ... | band member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | band member |
| Robert Smigel | ... | band member |
| David Spade | ... | spectator |
| Show | Tales From The Ambulance |
| Tom Arnold | ... | Bob |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jeff |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | coworker |
| Chris Rock | ... | driver |
| Rob Schneider | ... | coworker |
| David Spade | ... | grandson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | coworker |
| Andy Murphy | ... | grandpa |
| Grafton True | ... | coworker |
| Sketch | G.E.D. Class Reunion |
| Tom Arnold | ... | Daniel Hunter |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Elise Goodman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Principal Martin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Reverend David Petway |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Michael Doyle |
| Andy Murphy | ... | student |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tom Arnold | 7 | ||||
| Neil Young | 2 | ||||
| Roseanne Arnold | 1 | ||||
| George Wendt | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dick Butkus | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 5 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 3 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 5 | 2 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 2 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 2 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 5 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 2 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 3 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jim Pitt | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| Grafton True | 2 | ||||
| 61 | 7 | 1 | 4 |