December 14, 1991S17E9 #315
| Host: | Steve Martin |
| Musical Guest: | James Taylor |
| Cameo: | Don Grolnick |
Filmed Cameo: | Susan Lucci |
| Cold Opening | The Tonight Song |
| Game Show | Suckerpunch |
| Sketch | Doormen |
| Miscellaneous | The Energy Brothers |
| Musical Performance | "Stop Thinkin' About That" |
| Musical Performance | "Shed A Little Light" |
| Sketch | Grandma Pugga |
| Sketch | Cowards |
| Musical Performance | "Sweet Baby James" |
| Miscellaneous | Season's Greetings |
| Cold Opening | The Tonight Song |
| Beth Cahill | Live | |
| Dana Carvey | Live | |
| Ellen Cleghorne | Live | |
| Joe Dicso | Live | |
| Siobhan Fallon | Live | |
| Chris Farley | Live | |
| Wally Feresten | ||
| Phil Hartman | Live | |
| Melanie Hutsell | Live | |
| Victoria Jackson | Live | |
| Tim Meadows | Live | |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Mike Myers | Live | |
| Kevin Nealon | Live | |
| Chris Rock | Live | |
| Adam Sandler | Live | |
| Rob Schneider | Live | |
| David Spade | Live | |
| Julia Sweeney | Live |
| Game Show | Suckerpunch |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Sabrina Boyd |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mark Strobel |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Christy Reynolds |
| Mike Myers | ... | Scott Felstad |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob Van Arks |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Doormen |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Ms. Hawkins |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Ms. Foster |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Claymore |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Tommy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jimmy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Frank |
| Show | Live With Regis & Kathie Lee |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Regis Philbin |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford Still |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | caller Voice |
| Marci Klein | ... | extra |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| David Spade | ... | Michael Gelman |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Joy Philbin |
| Sketch | Cowards |
| Show | The Dark Side |
| Chris Farley | ... | Sandman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Rock | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X |
| Cold Opening | The Tonight Song |
| Steve Martin | Live | |
| Beth Cahill | Live | |
| Dana Carvey | Live | |
| Ellen Cleghorne | Live | |
| Joe Dicso | Live | |
| Siobhan Fallon | Live | |
| Chris Farley | Live | |
| Wally Feresten | ||
| Phil Hartman | Live | |
| Melanie Hutsell | Live | |
| Victoria Jackson | Live | |
| Tim Meadows | Live | |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Mike Myers | Live | |
| Kevin Nealon | Live | |
| Chris Rock | Live | |
| Adam Sandler | Live | |
| Rob Schneider | Live | |
| David Spade | Live | |
| Julia Sweeney | Live |
| Game Show | Suckerpunch |
| Steve Martin | ... | Chet Butell |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Sabrina Boyd |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mark Strobel |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Christy Reynolds |
| Mike Myers | ... | Scott Felstad |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob Van Arks |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Doormen |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Ms. Hawkins |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Ms. Foster |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Claymore |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Tommy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jimmy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Frank |
| Musical Performance | "Stop Thinkin' About That" |
| James Taylor | ||
| Don Grolnick | ||
| Lew Del Gatto | ||
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| Steve Turre |
| Show | Theatre Stories |
| Steve Martin | ... | Sir William Sindren Steven Smythe Cursey |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Rooney |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kenneth Reese-Evans |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Dame Sarah Kensington |
| Show | Live With Regis & Kathie Lee |
| Steve Martin | ||
| Susan Lucci | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Regis Philbin |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford Still |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | caller Voice |
| Marci Klein | ... | extra |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| David Spade | ... | Michael Gelman |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Joy Philbin |
| Sketch | Cowards |
| Steve Martin | ||
| Chris Farley | ||
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Mike Myers | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Julia Sweeney | ||
| John Zonars | ... | cowboy |
| Show | The Dark Side |
| Chris Farley | ... | Sandman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Rock | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Martin | 8 | ||||
| James Taylor | 3 | ||||
| Don Grolnick | 2 | ||||
| Susan Lucci | 1 | ||||
| Beth Cahill | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 2 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | ||||
| Siobhan Fallon | 2 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 8 | 2 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 9 | 2 | 5 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 1 | 1 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 2 | |||
| Chris Rock | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Adam Sandler | 4 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| David Spade | 2 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Wally Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 3 | 3 | |||
| Marci Klein | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| 85 | 10 | 5 | 11 | 1 |