February 16, 1991S16E13 #299
| Host: | Roseanne Barr |
| Musical Guest: | Deee-Lite |
| Special Guest: | Bootsy Collins & The Rubber Band |
| Cameos: | Tom Arnold, Jon Lovitz |
| Cold Opening | Military Briefing |
| Sketch | Misery II |
| Musical Performance | "World Clique" |
| Sketch | Pat |
| Show | A Presidents' Day Remembrance |
| Miscellaneous | Iraqi Pete |
| Game Show | Comedy Killers |
| Musical Performance | "The Power Of Love" |
| Miscellaneous | Victoria's Secrets |
| Show | White Trash History Minute |
| Cold Opening | Military Briefing |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mike |
| Tim Meadows | ... | reporter |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Subliminal Live |
| Andrew Robin | ... | reporter |
| David Spade | ... | reporter |
| Show | Sally |
| Chris Farley | ... | Tom Arnold |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sally Jessy Raphael |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Marci Klein | ... | audience member |
| Mike Myers | ... | photographer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jeff Harris |
| Chris Rock | ... | photographer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | photographer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | photographer |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Commercial | Happy Fun Ball |
| Dana Carvey | ... | kid |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | kid |
| Mike Myers | ... | kid |
| Game Show | Comedy Killers |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Judy Rifkin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Chip Moniker |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Rick Hurley |
| Cold Opening | Military Briefing |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mike |
| Tim Meadows | ... | reporter |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Subliminal Live |
| Andrew Robin | ... | reporter |
| David Spade | ... | reporter |
| Commercial | MetroCard |
| Roseanne Barr | ... | operator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Sally |
| Roseanne Barr | ||
| Tom Arnold | ||
| Chris Farley | ... | Tom Arnold |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sally Jessy Raphael |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Marci Klein | ... | audience member |
| Mike Myers | ... | photographer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jeff Harris |
| Chris Rock | ... | photographer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | photographer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | photographer |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Show | A Presidents' Day Remembrance |
| Roseanne Barr | ... | Mary Todd Lincoln |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Abraham Lincoln |
| Mike Myers | ... | Shelby Foote |
| Commercial | Happy Fun Ball |
| Dana Carvey | ... | kid |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | kid |
| Mike Myers | ... | kid |
| Game Show | Comedy Killers |
| Roseanne Barr | ... | Lori Churkin |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Judy Rifkin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Chip Moniker |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Rick Hurley |
| Show | White Trash History Minute |
| Roseanne Barr | ... | mother |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | son |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roseanne Barr | 8 | ||||
| Deee-Lite | 2 | ||||
| Bootsy Collins & The Rubber Band | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 1 | ||||
| Tom Arnold | 1 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 2 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Marci Klein | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Andrew Robin | 1 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | ||||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| 54 | 4 | 5 | 5 |