| Cold Opening | Military Briefing |
| Sketch | Misery II |
| Musical Performance | "World Clique" |
| Sketch | Pat |
| Show | A Presidents' Day Remembrance |
| Miscellaneous | Iraqi Pete |
| Game Show | Comedy Killers |
| Musical Performance | "The Power Of Love" |
| Miscellaneous | Victoria's Secrets |
| Show | White Trash History Minute |
| Cold Opening | Military Briefing |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mike |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Subliminal Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | reporter |
| David Spade | ... | reporter |
| Andrew Robin | ... | reporter |
| Show |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sally Jessy Raphael |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Mike Myers | ... | photographer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jeff Harris |
| Chris Farley | ... | Tom Arnold |
| Chris Rock | ... | photographer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | photographer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | photographer |
| Marci Klein | ... | audience member |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | kid |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | kid |
| Mike Myers | ... | kid |
| Game Show | Comedy Killers |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Judy Rifkin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Chip Moniker |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Rick Hurley |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Military Briefing |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mike |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Subliminal Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | reporter |
| David Spade | ... | reporter |
| Andrew Robin | ... | reporter |
| Sketch | Misery II |
| Roseanne Barr | ... | Annie |
| Jon Lovitz | ||
| Dana Carvey | ||
| Lorne Michaels |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
⁕The portions where Roseanne Barr leaves the room are replaced with the dress rehearsal version, because Jon Lovitz can be seen standing in the hallway waiting for his entrance.
♬Jr. Walker & The All Stars - "Shotgun"
| Show |
| Roseanne Barr | ||
| Tom Arnold | ||
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sally Jessy Raphael |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Mike Myers | ... | photographer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jeff Harris |
| Chris Farley | ... | Tom Arnold |
| Chris Rock | ... | photographer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | photographer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | photographer |
| Marci Klein | ... | audience member |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Show | A Presidents' Day Remembrance |
| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | kid |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | kid |
| Mike Myers | ... | kid |
| Game Show | Comedy Killers |
| Roseanne Barr | ... | Lori Churkin |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Judy Rifkin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Chip Moniker |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Rick Hurley |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Julia Martin | ... | prostitute |
| Mark Elliott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Jonathan Bancroft |
⁕This commercial parody is removed in reruns, and two "Deep Thoughts" are shown to fill time.
♬Paula Abdul - "Opposites Attract"
| Show | White Trash History Minute |
| Roseanne Barr | ... | mother |
| Chris Farley | ... | son |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In the title graphic, one of the books is "The Big Picture" by A. Whitney Brown.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roseanne Barr | 8 | 1 | |||
| Deee-Lite | 2 | ||||
| Tom Arnold | 1 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 1 | ||||
| Bootsy Collins & The Rubber Band | 2 | ||||
| Julia Martin | 1 | ||||
| Mark Elliott | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Chris Farley | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 1 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | ||||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marci Klein | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andrew Robin | 1 | ||||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| 57 | 4 | 7 | 7 |