| Cold Opening | Dressing Room |
| Musical Performance | "White City" |
| Show | The Arsenio Beckman Show |
| Sketch | Mace |
| Sketch | Helmet Head |
| Musical Performance | "Body" |
| Cold Opening | Dressing Room |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Nora Dunn | ... | singer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | singer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Paddy O'Reilly O'Schoenberg |
| Mike Myers | ... | singer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | singer |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | singer |
| Terry Turner | ... | singer |
| Show | Dieter's Dance Party |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Gerhardt Mueller |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Elsa Baua |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cristiana |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter |
| Show | The Arsenio Beckman Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Linda Blair |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | audience member |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Helmet Head |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Wendy Wheeler |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Jason Greenblatt |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jerry Wheeler |
| Cold Opening | Dressing Room |
| Rob Lowe | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#17 Live |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The backstage portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Monologue |
| Rob Lowe | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ||
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member Voice |
| Terry Turner | ... | audience member Voice |
| Commercial |
| Nora Dunn | ... | singer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | singer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Paddy O'Reilly O'Schoenberg |
| Mike Myers | ... | singer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | singer |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | singer |
| Terry Turner | ... | singer |
| Andy Murphy | ... | singer |
| Show | Dieter's Dance Party |
| Rob Lowe | ... | Etien |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Gerhardt Mueller |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Elsa Baua |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cristiana |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter#6 |
| Gary Newton | ... | dancer |
⁕The number three song on the countdown - "Mummy's With The Angels" by Simon - is a reference to a future Mike Myers character.
♬Kraftwerk - "Electric Café"
♬Kaoma - "Lambada"
| Weekend Update |
⁕Dry ice from the barrel of sulfuric acid is briefly seen in front of Dennis Miller as he delivers a joke, prompting him to ad-lib "It's that subtle prop work".
⁕A. Whitney Brown's segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬The Rolling Stones - "Sympathy For The Devil"
| Show | The Arsenio Beckman Show |
| Rob Lowe | ... | Arsenio Beckman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Linda Blair |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | audience member |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Helmet Head |
| Rob Lowe | ... | Don |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Wendy Wheeler |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Jason Greenblatt |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jerry Wheeler |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rob Lowe | 7 | ||||
| The Pogues | 2 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 4 | 4 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 1 | 5 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 7 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 2 | ||||
| Bob Odenkirk | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Terry Turner | 2 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Gary Newton | 1 | ||||
| 60 | 4 | 2 | 12 |