| Game Show | Eternity |
| Sketch | The Dumper |
| Musical Performance | "Have a Heart" |
| Sketch | Lease With An Option To Kill |
| Musical Performance | "Thing Called Love" |
| Show | Hardbound |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Andrew Dice Clay |
| Game Show | Eternity |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Juliette Delanois |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Blaine Emory |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Lease With An Option To Kill |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bruno |
| Phil Hartman | ... | James Bond |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | construction worker |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | guard |
| Tom Davis | ... | guard |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Andrew Dice Clay |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Andrew Dice Clay |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phoebe Snow | ... | jingle singer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | consumer |
| Game Show | Eternity |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Werner |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Juliette Delanois |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Blaine Emory |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Dumper |
| Christopher Walken | ... | liaison |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Linda Parker |
| Mike Myers | ... | Bill |
| Sketch | Lease With An Option To Kill |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Max Zorin |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bruno |
| Phil Hartman | ... | James Bond |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | construction worker |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | guard |
| Tom Davis | ... | guard |
| Show | Hardbound |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Steven Pressman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Norman Stiles |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with a film entitled "Acting Is My Life".
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christopher Walken | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bonnie Raitt | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phoebe Snow | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Mike Myers | 2 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 36 | 2 | 7 | 6 |