| Cold Opening | Christmas Eve |
| Show | Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant |
| Sketch | CIA Christmas Party |
| Musical Performance | "Let It Roll" |
| Film | Love is a Dream |
| Sketch | Chapstick |
| Sketch | Misreading Signals |
| Musical Performance | "Hate To Lose Your Lovin'" |
| Miscellaneous | Season's Greetings |
| Cold Opening | Christmas Eve |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles |
| Show | Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Blaire Dixon /Miss Georgia |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy Barlow /Miss Wyoming |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jamie Farr |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Gross |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | CIA Christmas Party |
| Nora Dunn | ... | agent |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Q |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Q |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | agent |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. N |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Poem"A Christmas Tree" | |
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Dennis Miller
Performs "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" |
| Sketch |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Phil Hartman | ... | warden |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Sketch | Chapstick |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | passerby |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dave |
| Tom Davis | ... | passerby |
| Nora Dunn | ... | coworker |
| Phil Hartman | ... | salesman |
| Jan Hooks | ... | prostitute |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jeff |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | coworker |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | alien Voice |
| Sketch | Misreading Signals |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | security guard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jack Walsh |
| Christine Zander | ... | Marcy /secretary Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Season's Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Cold Opening | Christmas Eve |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles |
| Miscellaneous | Season's Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Weekend Update |
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Dennis Miller
Performs "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" |
| Cold Opening | Christmas Eve |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles |
| Show | Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant |
| Melanie Griffith | ... | Denise O'Donnell /Miss New York |
| Diana Berry | ... | Miss Connecticut |
| Cynthia Elane | ... | Miss Illinois |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Blaire Dixon /Miss Georgia |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy Barlow /Miss Wyoming |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jamie Farr |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Gross |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | CIA Christmas Party |
| Nora Dunn | ... | agent |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Q |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Q |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | agent |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. N |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Poem"A Christmas Tree" | |
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Dennis Miller
Performs "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" |
| Sketch |
| Melanie Griffith | ... | Doreen |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Phil Hartman | ... | warden |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Andy Murphy | ... | officer |
| Sketch | Chapstick |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | passerby |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dave |
| Tom Davis | ... | passerby |
| Nora Dunn | ... | coworker |
| Phil Hartman | ... | salesman |
| Jan Hooks | ... | prostitute |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jeff |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | coworker |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | alien Voice |
| Sketch | Misreading Signals |
| Melanie Griffith | ... | Liz Scott |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | security guard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jack Walsh |
| Christine Zander | ... | Marcy /secretary Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Season's Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Melanie Griffith | 5 | ||||
| Little Feat | 2 | ||||
| Diana Berry | 1 | ||||
| Cynthia Elane | 1 | ||||
| Don Johnson | 1 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 5 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marc Shaiman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Christine Zander | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 49 | 8 | 3 | 4 |