| Cold Opening | The Oprah Winfrey Show |
| Sketch | Animal Confession |
| Musical Performance | "Mountains O' Things" |
| Sketch | The Alamo |
| Musical Performance | "Freedom Now", "Baby, Can I Hold You" |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving |
| Sketch | Skeleton |
| Cold Opening | The Oprah Winfrey Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | director Live Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kevin Judgson Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Margaret Durham Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. William Sales Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | assistant |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Howard |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | motorcyclist |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Reardon |
| Phil Hartman | ... | president |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | executive |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | executive |
| Sketch | Animal Confession |
| Dana Carvey | ... | dog Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | dog Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | mass announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | dog Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Jimmy Stewart
Reads a poem about his dog Blue |
| Jon Lovitz |
| Sketch | The Alamo |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | soldier |
| Dana Carvey | ... | soldier |
| Tom Davis | ... | Mondo |
| Al Franken | ... | Zacdu |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Strange Bob |
| Jan Hooks | ... | soldier |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Doc Sampson |
| Dennis Miller | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| John Bowman | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Don Keister |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Marge Keister |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Susan Keister |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dwayne |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Carl |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving |
| Cold Opening | The Oprah Winfrey Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | director Live Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kevin Judgson Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Margaret Durham Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. William Sales Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | assistant |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Howard |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | motorcyclist |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Reardon |
| Phil Hartman | ... | president |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | executive |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | executive |
| Sketch | Animal Confession |
| John Lithgow | ... | priest |
| Dana Carvey | ... | dog Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | dog Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | mass announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | dog Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Jimmy Stewart
Reads a poem about his dog Blue |
| Jon Lovitz |
| Sketch | The Alamo |
| John Lithgow | ... | soldier |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | soldier |
| Dana Carvey | ... | soldier |
| Tom Davis | ... | Mondo |
| Al Franken | ... | Zacdu |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Strange Bob |
| Jan Hooks | ... | soldier |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Doc Sampson |
| Dennis Miller | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| John Bowman | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving |
| John Lithgow | ... | Donnie |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Don Keister |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Marge Keister |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Susan Keister |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dwayne |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Carl |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Lithgow | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Chapman | 2 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | |||
| John Bowman | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 51 | 7 | 3 | 11 |