| Cold Opening | A Message From The Vice President |
| Sketch | Anne Boleyn |
| Musical Performance | "We All Sleep Alone" |
| Sketch | Ching Change |
| Sketch | Mayflower Madam |
| Musical Sketch | Country Through and Through |
| Musical Performance | "I Found Someone" |
| Sketch | Thought Bubble |
| Sketch | Peeping Tom |
| Cold Opening | A Message From The Vice President |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Helmut |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Sketch | Anne Boleyn |
| Nora Dunn | ... | spectator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Norfolk |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | spectator |
| Dennis Miller | ... | spectator |
| Tom Davis | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Sketch | Ching Change |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Loose Change |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Matthew Chen |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Mayflower Madam |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Amagansett |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Prudence |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Myles Standish |
| Jan Hooks | ... | pilgrim |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Chastity |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Chief Takonik |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Sketch | Country Through and Through |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lonnie Broadaxe |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Peeping Tom |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mace |
| Jan Hooks | ... | prostitute |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | john |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | pervert |
| Musical Performance | "We All Sleep Alone" |
| Musical Performance | "I Found Someone" |
| Cold Opening | A Message From The Vice President |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Helmut |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Sketch | Anne Boleyn |
| Candice Bergen | ... | Anne Boleyn |
| Nora Dunn | ... | spectator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Norfolk |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | spectator |
| Dennis Miller | ... | spectator |
| Tom Davis | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Commercial | Manufacturers of Machine Part Components United To Save Our Courts |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "We All Sleep Alone" |
| Sketch | Ching Change |
| Candice Bergen | ... | tourist |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Loose Change |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Matthew Chen |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Mayflower Madam |
| Candice Bergen | ... | Priscilla Biddle Barrows |
| Sydney Biddle Barrows | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Amagansett |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Prudence |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Myles Standish |
| Jan Hooks | ... | pilgrim |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Chastity |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Chief Takonik |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Sketch | Country Through and Through |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lonnie Broadaxe |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "I Found Someone" |
| Sketch | Peeping Tom |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mace |
| Jan Hooks | ... | prostitute |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | john |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | pervert |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Candice Bergen | 5 | 1 | |||
| Cher | 2 | ||||
| Sydney Biddle Barrows | 1 | ||||
| Anton Fig | 2 | ||||
| Patricia Darcy Jones | 2 | ||||
| Will Lee | 2 | ||||
| Sid McGinnis | 2 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jan Hooks | 2 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| G.E. Smith | 2 | ||||
| 52 | 6 | 3 | 8 |