| Cold Opening | Lifestyles of the Rich, Famous and Scary |
| Commercial | “Fiber” |
| Show | The Winning Spirit |
| Sketch | Don't Go Down To The Basement |
| Sketch | Campfire Stories |
| Musical Performance | "Strap Me In" |
| Sketch | Marriage Counselor |
| Sketch | Count Dracula, Self-Taught Auto Mechanic |
| Sketch | Mascot Ideas |
| Musical Performance | "Double Trouble" |
| Sketch | Investment Firm |
| Commercial | “Fiber” |
| Dana Carvey | ... | singer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Peggy Lee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | singer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | singer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | singer |
| Sketch | Don't Go Down To The Basement |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Eddie |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Simpson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police officer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Susie |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Kenneth Simpson |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
| Al Franken | ... | monster |
| Sketch | Count Dracula, Self-Taught Auto Mechanic |
| Dana Carvey | ... | motorist |
| Jan Hooks | ... | motorist |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Count Dracula |
| Sketch | Mascot Ideas |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Craig |
| Jan Hooks | ... | student |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | student |
| Cold Opening | Lifestyles of the Rich, Famous and Scary |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Robin Leach#4 Live |
| Cold Opening | Lifestyles of the Rich, Famous and Scary |
| Ric Ocasek | ||
| Elvira | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Robin Leach#4 Live |
| Commercial | “Fiber” |
| Dana Carvey | ... | singer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Peggy Lee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | singer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | singer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | singer |
| Show | The Winning Spirit |
| Dabney Coleman | ... | Hal Everett |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Deborah |
♬John Cameron - "Giant Step Ahead"
| Sketch | Don't Go Down To The Basement |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Eddie |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Simpson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police officer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Susie |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Kenneth Simpson |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
| Al Franken | ... | monster |
♬Basil Poledouris - "Across The Board"
♬Basil Poledouris - "Robo & ED 209 Fight"
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Elvira |
Commentary on the true meaning of Halloween |
⁕The ventriloquist dummy that Dennis Miller holds up for a joke is the same one that Christopher Guest used when he played Señor Cosa.
⁕Elvira's commentary is removed in reruns. To fill time, a film entitled "Ed's Secret Life" is shown later in the episode.
♬David Bowie - "Suffragette City"
| Sketch | Marriage Counselor |
| Dabney Coleman | ... | Dr. Dick Mauser |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mary Beth |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Gary |
| Sketch | Count Dracula, Self-Taught Auto Mechanic |
| Dana Carvey | ... | motorist |
| Jan Hooks | ... | motorist |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Count Dracula |
| Show |
| Dabney Coleman | ... | Jerry Lyle |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens#14 |
♬Van Phillips & The Connaught Light Orchestra - "Buffoonery"
| Sketch | Mascot Ideas |
| Dabney Coleman | ... | teacher |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Craig |
| Jan Hooks | ... | student |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | student |
| Sketch | Investment Firm |
| Dabney Coleman | ... | Bob Hudnut |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ted Rifkin |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dabney Coleman | 7 | ||||
| The Cars | 2 | ||||
| Ric Ocasek | 1 | ||||
| Elvira | 2 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 6 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 6 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| 42 | 1 | 2 | 2 |