| Cold Opening | Risky Business |
| Sketch | Back To The Future |
| Musical Performance | "Walk Away" |
| Sketch | Shakespeare In The Slums |
| Musical Performance | "Do You Know What I Mean" |
| Sketch | David's Date |
| Cold Opening | Risky Business |
| Commercial |
| Joan Cusack | ... | girl |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | guy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | girl |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | guy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | guy |
| Randy Quaid | ... | guy |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | guy |
| Danitra Vance | ... | girl |
| Damon Wayans | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Back To The Future |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Richard |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Brown |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Danitra Vance | ... | mother |
| Dan Vitale | ... | cameraman |
| Sketch |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Linda Jensen |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Danny |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Phil |
| Randy Quaid | ... | floating head |
| Dan Vitale | ... | police officer |
| Cold Opening | Risky Business |
| Cold Opening | Risky Business |
| Ron Reagan | Live | |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Nancy Reagan |
♬Bob Seger - "Old Time Rock & Roll"
| Commercial |
| Joan Cusack | ... | girl |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | guy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | girl |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | guy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | guy |
| Randy Quaid | ... | guy |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | guy |
| Danitra Vance | ... | girl |
| Damon Wayans | ... | guy |
| Show |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens |
| Damon Wayans | ... | Little Richard |
♬Van Phillips & The Connaught Light Orchestra - "Buffoonery"
| Sketch | Back To The Future |
| Ron Reagan | ||
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Richard |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Brown |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Danitra Vance | ... | mother |
| Dan Vitale | ... | cameraman |
| Weekend Update |
♬"Psycho" Theme
♬Billy Ocean - "When the Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going"
♬"Superman" Theme
| Sketch |
| Ron Reagan | ... | Paul Jensen |
| Allan Havey | ... | police officer |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Linda Jensen |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Danny |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Phil |
| Randy Quaid | ... | floating head |
| Dan Vitale | ... | police officer |
| Sketch | David's Date |
| Allan Havey | ... | patron |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Kelly |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David |
| Carol Leifer | ... | patron |
| Larry Jacobson | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ron Reagan | 4 | ||||
| The Nelsons | 2 | ||||
| Penn & Teller | 1 | ||||
| Melissa Haizlip | 1 | ||||
| Allan Havey | 2 | ||||
| Lila York | 1 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joan Cusack | 4 | ||||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 4 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Anthony Michael Hall | 1 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Randy Quaid | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Terry Sweeney | 3 | 2 | |||
| Danitra Vance | 3 | ||||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Dan Vitale | 2 | ||||
| Damon Wayans | 2 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Carol Leifer | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Larry Jacobson | 1 | ||||
| 46 | 3 | 5 | 2 |