| Cold Opening | Simulated Cat Fight |
| Sketch | Lie Detector |
| Sketch | Iceman |
| Miscellaneous | Spinal Tap Interview |
| Musical Performance | "Christmas with the Devil" |
| Miscellaneous | Next Week |
| Sketch | The Turkey Lady |
| Show | Barney's Beat |
| Show | Dog Day P.M. |
| Musical Performance | "Big Bottom" |
| Sketch | Iceman |
| Brad Hall | ... | explorer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | explorer |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | explorer |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | explorer |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | explorer |
| Show | 2 On The Town |
| Robin Duke | ... | Wendy Whiner |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Robb Weller |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Melanie Anderson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Doug Whiner |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Turkey Lady |
| Robin Duke | ... | Turkey Lady |
| Mary Gross | ... | reporter |
| Brad Hall | ... | Roy |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | presenter |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | reporter |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Cindy Rosenbloom |
| Andrew Smith | ... | reporter |
| Show | Barney's Beat |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Barney |
| Robin Duke | ... | Turkey Lady |
| Brad Hall | ... | Roy Voice |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Cindy Rosenbloom Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Spinal Tap Interview |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Nigel Tufnel |
| Michael McKean | ... | David St. Hubbins |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Derek Smalls |
| Musical Performance | "Christmas with the Devil" |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Nigel Tufnel |
| Michael McKean | ... | David St. Hubbins |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Derek Smalls |
| Spinal Tap |
| Musical Performance | "Big Bottom" |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Nigel Tufnel |
| Michael McKean | ... | David St. Hubbins |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Derek Smalls |
| Spinal Tap |
| Saturday Night News |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Fernando Lamas |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Nancy Reagan
Shares slides from her trip to China |
| Cold Opening | Simulated Cat Fight |
| Barry Bostwick | ||
| Mary Gross | Live | |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | Live |
| Sketch | Iceman |
| Barry Bostwick | ... | Iceman |
| Brad Hall | ... | explorer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | explorer |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | explorer |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | explorer |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | explorer |
| Show | 2 On The Town |
| Robin Duke | ... | Wendy Whiner |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Robb Weller |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Melanie Anderson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Doug Whiner |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Spinal Tap Interview |
| Barry Bostwick | ||
| Christopher Guest | ... | Nigel Tufnel |
| Michael McKean | ... | David St. Hubbins |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Derek Smalls |
| Musical Performance | "Christmas with the Devil" |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Nigel Tufnel |
| Michael McKean | ... | David St. Hubbins |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Derek Smalls |
| Spinal Tap | ||
| Friedrich "Butch" Karollus | ||
| Josef "Pepi" Krisch |
| Saturday Night News |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Fernando Lamas |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Nancy Reagan
Shares slides from her trip to China |
| Sketch | The Turkey Lady |
| Barry Bostwick | ... | Phillip Doyle |
| Soupy Sales | ||
| Robin Duke | ... | Turkey Lady |
| Mary Gross | ... | reporter |
| Brad Hall | ... | Roy |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | presenter |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | reporter |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Cindy Rosenbloom |
| Andrew Smith | ... | reporter |
| Show | Barney's Beat |
| Barry Bostwick | ... | Phillip Doyle |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Barney |
| Robin Duke | ... | Turkey Lady |
| Brad Hall | ... | Roy Voice |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Cindy Rosenbloom Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Big Bottom" |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Nigel Tufnel |
| Michael McKean | ... | David St. Hubbins |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Derek Smalls |
| Spinal Tap |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Barry Bostwick | 8 | 1 | |||
| Christopher Guest | 3 | ||||
| Michael McKean | 3 | ||||
| Harry Shearer | 3 | ||||
| Spinal Tap | 2 | ||||
| Billy Crystal | 2 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Friedrich "Butch" Karollus | 1 | ||||
| Josef "Pepi" Krisch | 1 | ||||
| Soupy Sales | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 3 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 4 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 1 | |||
| Brad Hall | 5 | 2 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 3 | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 5 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 4 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Andrew Smith | 1 | ||||
| 61 | 3 | 4 | 6 |