| Cold Opening | Brandon's Office |
| Sketch | James Watt |
| Show | Jazz Riffs |
| Sketch | Gumby & Pokey |
| Miscellaneous | Man On The Street |
| Musical Performance | "Pink Houses" |
| Sketch | Rent-a-Gun |
| Musical Performance | "Crumblin' Down" |
| Sketch | Ethel's Diner |
| Sketch | James Watt |
| Robin Duke | ... | Rose |
| Mary Gross | ... | Anne Burford |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mort |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Bernie |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Ferguson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | James Watt |
| Sketch | Show Ideas |
| Sketch | Gumby & Pokey |
| Brad Hall | ... | Freddy Lafont |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | director |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Gumby |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Pokey |
| Joe Dicso |
| Show |
| Brad Hall | ... | Larry Rolans |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Eddie Nelson |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Jimmy Heller |
| Andy Breckman | ... | Dale Windham |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsBaseball playoffs | |
| Tim Kazurinsky |
| Sketch | Ethel's Diner |
| Robin Duke | ... | Wanda |
| Mary Gross | ... | Ethel |
| Brad Hall | ... | Doug Barnes |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Dirk |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Hal |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Andy |
| Musical Performance | "Pink Houses" |
| Sketch | James Watt |
| Robin Duke | ... | Rose |
| Mary Gross | ... | Anne Burford |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mort |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Bernie |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Ferguson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | James Watt#3 |
| Commercial |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Herb Feln |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with "Crazy Edelman" from 10.15.1983.
| Sketch | Show Ideas |
| Sketch | Gumby & Pokey |
| Brad Hall | ... | Freddy Lafont |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | director |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Gumby#6 |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Pokey |
| Joe Dicso |
| Show |
| Brad Hall | ... | Larry Rolans#1 |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Eddie Nelson |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Jimmy Heller |
| Andy Breckman | ... | Dale Windham |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsBaseball playoffs | |
| Brandon Tartikoff | ... | NBC page |
| Tim Kazurinsky |
| Musical Performance | "Pink Houses" |
| Musical Performance | "Crumblin' Down" |
| Sketch | Ethel's Diner |
| Robin Duke | ... | Wanda |
| Mary Gross | ... | Ethel |
| Brad Hall | ... | Doug Barnes |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Dirk |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Hal |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Andy |
⁕This sketch is removed in reruns. To fill time, "Eddie In New Jersey" from 10.22.1983 and "Dopeball" from 11.12.1983 are shown earlier in the episode.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brandon Tartikoff | 5 | ||||
| John Cougar | 3 | ||||
| Roger Ebert | 1 | ||||
| Joey Piscopo | 1 | ||||
| Gene Siskel | 1 | ||||
| Kenny Aronoff | 2 | ||||
| Larry Crane | 2 | ||||
| Carroll Sue Hill | 2 | ||||
| Toby Myers | 2 | ||||
| Pat Petersen | 2 | ||||
| Mike Wanchic | 2 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 3 | 1 | |||
| Brad Hall | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 7 | ||||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 1 | ||||
| Eddie Murphy | 5 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 8 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Andy Breckman | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Nate Herman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Evie Murray | 1 | ||||
| Andrew Smith | 1 | ||||
| 63 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
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