| Cold Opening | Lorne Greene: The Meat Dogs Love |
| Sketch | The New Celibacy |
| Sketch | Poets |
| Musical Performance | "Pirates" |
| Sketch | Fab Fifties |
| Show | Meet The People |
| Miscellaneous | Blythe's Plea |
| Musical Performance | "Lush Life", "Woody & Dutch" |
| Cold Opening | Lorne Greene: The Meat Dogs Love |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Lorne Greene |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The New Celibacy |
| Robin Duke | ... | Doreen |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Barbara |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Steve |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Andy |
| Show |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | nurse |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | father |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Tony Rosato | ... | obstetrician |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Neil Levy | ... | orderly |
| Lee Mayman | ... | orderly |
| Sketch | Fab Fifties |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Marylou |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | student |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Richie |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Mary Gross |
Report on the space shuttle landing | |
| Robin Duke | ... |
Yvonne Spike DeMuchie Commentary on Oscar fashion |
| Joe Piscopo |
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| Show | Meet The People |
| Robin Duke | ... | Helen O'Donnell |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Princess Di |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Joe Rositani |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Lorne Greene: The Meat Dogs Love |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Lorne Greene |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The New Celibacy |
| Robin Duke | ... | Doreen |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Barbara |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Steve |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Andy |
| Show |
| Blythe Danner | ... | mother |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | nurse |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | father |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Tony Rosato | ... | obstetrician |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Neil Levy | ... | orderly |
| Lee Mayman | ... | orderly |
| Sketch | Fab Fifties |
| Blythe Danner | ... | student |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Marylou |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | student |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Richie |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Mary Gross |
Report on the space shuttle landing | |
| Robin Duke | ... |
Yvonne Spike DeMuchie Commentary on Oscar fashion |
| Joe Piscopo |
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⁕Christine Ebersole has trouble clipping her microphone to her necklace, and Brian Doyle-Murray delivers his first joke before realizing that his own microphone is not clipped to his tie.
| Show | Meet The People |
| Blythe Danner | ... | Andrea Wells Chaif |
| Robin Duke | ... | Helen O'Donnell |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Princess Di |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Joe Rositani |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blythe Danner | 5 | ||||
| Rickie Lee Jones | 2 | ||||
| Michael Davis | 1 | ||||
| Gary King | 2 | ||||
| Michael Ruff | 2 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 4 | ||||
| Christine Ebersole | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mary Gross | 3 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 3 | ||||
| Eddie Murphy | 3 | 2 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 5 | 3 | |||
| Tony Rosato | 2 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 4 | ||||
| Mel Brandt | 4 | 4 | |||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| 50 | 2 | 4 | 5 |