| Miscellaneous | Disclaimer |
| Cold Opening | Pep Rally |
| Sketch | Total Woman |
| Musical Performance | "Whiskey River", "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain" |
| Sketch | Married in a Minute! |
| Musical Performance | "Something to Brag About" |
| Sketch | Farbers Chanukah |
| Cold Opening | Pep Rally |
| Dan Aykroyd | Live | |
| John Belushi | Live | |
| Jane Curtin | Live | |
| Garrett Morris | Live | |
| Bill Murray | Live | |
| Laraine Newman | Live | |
| Gilda Radner | Live |
| Commercial |
| Gilda Radner | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Emily Prager | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | bartender |
| Sketch | Total Woman |
| John Belushi | ... | Charlie Morgan |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lurlene |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Gayvette |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Dickie Nell |
| Weekend Update |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Garrett Morris |
Announces a call for himself | |
| Laraine Newman |
Report on lie detection | |
| Bill Murray | ... |
Eric Sevareid
Editorial on mandatory retirement age |
| Sketch | Married in a Minute! |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | magician |
| John Belushi | ... | cowboy |
| Jane Curtin | ... | bachelorette |
| Garrett Morris | ... | bellhop |
| Bill Murray | ... | prince of France |
| Laraine Newman | ... | bachelorette |
| Gilda Radner | ... | bachelorette |
| Tom Davis | ... | king of France |
| Jim Downey | ... | priest |
| Karen Roston | ... | assistant |
| Show | Bad Musical |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Frederick Leeuwenhoek |
| Garrett Morris | ... | townsperson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /Sean McGinty |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Greta |
| Al Franken | ... | townsperson |
| Franne Lee | ... | townsperson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | townsperson |
| Sketch | Farbers Chanukah |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Chanukah |
| John Belushi | ... | Judah |
| John Belushi | ... | Larry Farber |
| Garrett Morris | ... | warrior |
| Bill Murray | ... | Dick Nelson |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Bobbi Farber |
| Tom Davis | ... | warrior |
| Al Franken | ... | warrior |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | warrior |
| Neil Levy | ... | warrior |
| Tom Schiller | ... | warrior |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Michael |
| Cold Opening | Pep Rally |
| Mary Kay Place | Live | |
| Dan Aykroyd | Live | |
| John Belushi | Live | |
| Jane Curtin | Live | |
| Garrett Morris | Live | |
| Bill Murray | Live | |
| Laraine Newman | Live | |
| Gilda Radner | Live |
| Commercial |
| Buck Henry | ... | patron |
| Herb Rice | ... | patron |
| Gilda Radner | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Emily Prager | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | bartender |
| Mary Jenifer Mitchell | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Total Woman |
| Mary Kay Place | ... | Maribel Morgan |
| John Belushi | ... | Charlie Morgan |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lurlene |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Gayvette |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Dickie Nell |
| Weekend Update |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Garrett Morris |
Announces a call for himself | |
| Laraine Newman |
Report on lie detection | |
| Bill Murray | ... |
Eric Sevareid
Editorial on mandatory retirement age |
| Sketch | Married in a Minute! |
| Mary Kay Place | ... | Susie |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | magician |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | cowboy |
| Jane Curtin | ... | bachelorette |
| Garrett Morris | ... | bellhop |
| Bill Murray | ... | prince of France |
| Laraine Newman | ... | bachelorette |
| Gilda Radner | ... | bachelorette |
| Tom Davis | ... | king of France |
| Jim Downey | ... | priest |
| Karen Roston | ... | assistant |
| Show | Bad Musical |
| Mary Kay Place | ... | Eva Leeuwenhoek |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Frederick Leeuwenhoek |
| Garrett Morris | ... | townsperson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /Sean McGinty |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Greta |
| Al Franken | ... | townsperson |
| Franne Lee | ... | townsperson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | townsperson |
| Musical Performance | "Something to Brag About" |
| Sketch | Farbers Chanukah |
| Mary Kay Place | ... | Beverly Nelson |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Chanukah |
| John Belushi | ... | Judah |
| John Belushi | ... | Larry Farber |
| Garrett Morris | ... | warrior |
| Bill Murray | ... | Dick Nelson |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Bobbi Farber |
| Tom Davis | ... | warrior |
| Al Franken | ... | warrior |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | warrior |
| Neil Levy | ... | warrior |
| Tom Schiller | ... | warrior |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Michael |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mary Kay Place | 7 | ||||
| Willie Nelson | 2 | ||||
| Andy Kaufman | 1 | ||||
| Buck Henry | 1 | ||||
| Herb Rice | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 6 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Laraine Newman | 4 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 1 | |||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 3 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 3 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 1 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 2 | ||||
| Franne Lee | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Emily Prager | 1 | ||||
| Karen Roston | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 2 | ||||
| Mary Jenifer Mitchell | 1 | ||||
| 71 | 4 | 1 | 3 |