| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Musical Performance | "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" |
| Sketch | The Twilite Zone |
| Miscellaneous | Next Week |
| Musical Performance | "Here Comes The Sun", "Homeward Bound" |
| Film | Crackerbox Palace |
| Sketch | Billy Paul |
| Musical Performance | "Something So Right" |
| Film | This Song |
| Musical Performance | "Bridge Over Troubled Water" |
| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Al Franken | ... | crowd member |
| Neil Levy | ... | crowd member |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | crowd member |
| Sketch | The Twilite Zone |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Rod Serling |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Martin |
| Garrett Morris | ... | bellboy |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sylvia Townsend |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Rhonda Friedman |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from Long Island on Nazi war criminals | |
| Garrett Morris |
Dr. Garrett MorrisGonorrhea |
| Sketch | Billy Paul |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Luke |
| John Belushi | ... | Bernard |
| Jane Curtin | ... | narrator Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | indian |
| Laraine Newman | ... | hippie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | indian |
| Neil Levy | ... | hippie |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Film | Crackerbox Palace |
| Graham Chapman | ... | colonel |
| Olivia Harrison | ... | maiden |
| Eric Idle | ||
| Neil Innes | ... | nanny |
| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Paul Simon | ||
| George Harrison | Live | |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Al Franken | ... | crowd member |
| Neil Levy | ... | crowd member |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | crowd member |
| Sketch | The Twilite Zone |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Rod Serling |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Martin |
| Garrett Morris | ... | bellboy |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sylvia Townsend |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Rhonda Friedman |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from Long Island on Nazi war criminals | |
| Garrett Morris |
Dr. Garrett MorrisGonorrhea |
| Film | Crackerbox Palace |
| George Harrison | ||
| Graham Chapman | ... | colonel |
| Olivia Harrison | ... | maiden |
| Eric Idle | ||
| Neil Innes | ... | nanny |
| Sketch | Billy Paul |
| Paul Simon | ... | Billy Paul |
| Shelley Duvall | ... | patron |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Luke |
| John Belushi | ... | Bernard |
| Jane Curtin | ... | narrator Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | indian |
| Laraine Newman | ... | hippie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | indian |
| Neil Levy | ... | hippie |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Film | This Song |
| George Harrison | ||
| Olivia Harrison | ... | protestor |
| Jim Keltner | ... | judge |
| Tom Scott | ||
| Ron Wood | ... | juror |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paul Simon | 8 | ||||
| George Harrison | 4 | ||||
| Shelley Duvall | 1 | ||||
| Graham Chapman | 1 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 1 | ||||
| Olivia Harrison | 2 | ||||
| Eric Idle | 1 | ||||
| Neil Innes | 1 | ||||
| Jim Keltner | 1 | ||||
| Tom Scott | 1 | ||||
| Ron Wood | 1 | ||||
| Bill Wendell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 3 | 2 | |||
| John Belushi | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 3 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 2 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 2 | ||||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 2 | ||||
| 52 | 1 | 3 | 3 |