| Cold Opening | Beauty Pageant |
| Musical Performance | "S.O.S." |
| Miscellaneous | Bee Centennial Minute |
| Musical Performance | "Bicentennial Uncertainty" |
| Miscellaneous | Greg Allman, How's Your Love Life? |
| Sketch | Tough Director |
| Sketch | Exterminators |
| Miscellaneous | Fireman |
| Musical Performance | "Unrequited to the Nth Degree" |
| Musical Performance | "I Can't Stop My Leg" |
| Musical Performance | "Waterloo" |
| Musical Performance | "S.O.S." |
| Garrett Morris | ... | guest |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | guest |
| Anne Beatts | ... | guest |
| Neil Levy | ... | waiter |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Mike Mendoza |
| John Belushi | ... | Lopez |
| Chevy Chase | ... | butler |
| Laraine Newman | ... | mistress |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Greg Allman, How's Your Love Life? |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Greg Allman |
| Lorne Michaels | ... | announcer Voice |
| Alan P. Rubin |
| Sketch | Tough Director |
| John Belushi | ... | Sam Peckinpah |
| Laraine Newman | ... | assistant |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Debbie |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... |
Frank Telinka Editorial on the energy crisis |
| Garrett Morris |
| Musical Performance | "I Can't Stop My Leg" |
| Musical Performance | "Waterloo" |
| Garrett Morris | ... | guest |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | guest |
| Anne Beatts | ... | guest |
| Neil Levy | ... | waiter |
| Musical Performance | "S.O.S." |
| Robert Klein | ... | captain |
| ABBA | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | guest |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | guest |
| Anne Beatts | ... | guest |
| Neil Levy | ... | waiter |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Mike Mendoza |
| John Belushi | ... | Lopez |
| Chevy Chase | ... | butler |
| Laraine Newman | ... | mistress |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Greg Allman, How's Your Love Life? |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Greg Allman |
| Lorne Michaels | ... | announcer Voice |
| Alan P. Rubin |
| Sketch | Tough Director |
| Robert Klein | ... | Rex |
| John Belushi | ... | Sam Peckinpah |
| Laraine Newman | ... | assistant |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Debbie |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... |
Frank Telinka Editorial on the energy crisis |
| Garrett Morris |
| Sketch | Exterminators |
| Robert Klein | ... | exterminator |
| John Belushi | ... | Bugs |
| Laraine Newman | ... | housewife Voice |
| Musical Performance | "I Can't Stop My Leg" |
| Musical Performance | "Waterloo" |
| Robert Klein | ... | captain |
| ABBA | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | guest |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | guest |
| Anne Beatts | ... | guest |
| Neil Levy | ... | waiter |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robert Klein | 7 | ||||
| ABBA | 2 | ||||
| Loudon Wainwright III | 2 | ||||
| Jim Henson's Muppets | 1 | ||||
| Andrew Duncan | 1 | ||||
| Marvin Miller | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bill Wendell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 3 | 1 | |||
| John Belushi | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chevy Chase | 4 | 1 | |||
| George Coe | 1 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 2 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 2 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 3 | 1 | |||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 2 | ||||
| Anne Beatts | 2 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 3 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 2 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 1 | ||||
| 64 | 4 | 2 | 8 |