| Sketch | Passing Notes |
| Ryan Gosling | ... | Principal Whitt |
| Mikey Day | ... | Tyler |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Gavin |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | Eileen Perry |
| Kam Patterson | ... | Dante |
| Jane Wickline | ... | Mandy |
⁕Ashley Padilla refers to Mikey Day as "Owen" and then later as "Tyler".