| Sketch | Surprise |
| Sabrina Carpenter | ... | coworker |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | coworker |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Jen |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Liz |
| Jeremy Culhane | ... | Johnny |
| Ben Marshall | ... | coworker |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | Laura |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | fart sounds Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Sabrina Carpenter has a different wig, and Ashley Padilla flubs a line.