| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Sarah Sherman | ... |
Rhonda LaCenzo /a very concerned New Yorker Commentary on Zohran Mamdani |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Grant#3 |
| Jane Wickline | ... | Alyssa#3 |
| Amy Poehler |
Joke-offWoman gives birth to 13-pound baby | |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers |