| Cold Opening | Bondi Hearing |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Pam Bondi Live |
| Tina Fey | ... | Kristi Noem Live |
| Mikey Day | ... | Richard Blumenthal#2 |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | John Kennedy |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Chuck Grassley |
| Tommy Brennan | ... | Dick Durbin |
| Jeremy Culhane | ... | Sheldon Whitehouse |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | Amy Klobuchar |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Denise Ashlynd | ... | senator |