| Cold Opening | Military Meeting |
| Mikey Day | ... | Brendan Carr |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump#39 Live |
| Colin Jost | ... | Pete Hegseth#2 |
| Jeremy Culhane | ... | general |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Pure Adrenalin - "Somebody's Watching Me"
| Cold Opening | Military Meeting |
| Mikey Day | ... | Brendan Carr |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump#39 Live |
| Colin Jost | ... | Pete Hegseth#2 |
| Jeremy Culhane | ... | general |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Pure Adrenalin - "Somebody's Watching Me"