| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Mitch McConnell#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Herschel Walker#1 |
| Michael Longfellow |
Commentary on conservative family members | |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Spotted Lanternfly |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Crops |
| Stephen Jack Burgi | ... | security guard |