| Cold Opening | Biden Unites Democrats |
| Show | The Talking |
| Sketch | Cars 4 |
| Show | The District 7 School Board Meeting |
| Musical Performance | "justified" |
| Sketch | Funeral Song |
| Musical Performance | "camera roll" |
| Sketch | Mail-In Testing Service |
| Cold Opening | Biden Unites Democrats |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Joe Manchin Live |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Andrew Cuomo Live |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Charles Schumer Live |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Ilhan Omar Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Kyrsten Sinema Live |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Live |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Joe Biden Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The Talking |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Mooney Talking |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Didi Calrissian |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | host |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Charlotte |
| Commercial |
| Mikey Day | ... | Elon Musk |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Wally Funk |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Richard Branson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | employee |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Oliver Daemen |
| Sketch | Cars 4 |
| Mikey Day | ... | engineer |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Larry The Cable Guy |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | engineer |
| Show | The District 7 School Board Meeting |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Jan Krang |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Duane Chapman |
| Mikey Day | ... | parent |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | student |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | girl |
| Alex Moffat | ... | moderator |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | student |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | moderator |
| Chris Redd | ... | student |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Jane Nordling Smythe |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Gary Loomis |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | student |
| Bowen Yang | ... | guy |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | student |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | student |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | parent |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | mother |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | girl |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Ego Nwodim | ... | A Black Woman Who's Been Missing for 10 Years |
| Pete Davidson |
Commentary on his Met Gala outfit |
| Sketch | Funeral Song |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | relative |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | relative |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Miriam Lewis Still |
| Cecily Strong | ... | relative |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | LeVar B. Burton |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | relative |
| Show |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | McKenna |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Erin Andrews |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Joe Buck |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Suavé |
| Sketch | Mail-In Testing Service |
| Chris Redd | ... | mailman |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | marker |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Mark Robinson |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Dorothy Robinson |
| Show | The District 7 School Board Meeting |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Jan Krang#3 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Gary Loomis#3 |
| Cold Opening | Biden Unites Democrats |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Joe Manchin Live |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Andrew Cuomo#4 Live |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Charles Schumer#6 Live |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Ilhan Omar#2 Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Kyrsten Sinema#2 Live |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez#6 Live |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Joe Biden#1 Live |
| Commercial |
| Owen Wilson | ... | Jeff Bezos |
| Luke Wilson | ... | Mark Bezos |
| Mikey Day | ... | Elon Musk#1 |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Wally Funk |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Richard Branson |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Oliver Daemen |
| Cold Opening | Biden Unites Democrats |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Joe Manchin Live |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Andrew Cuomo#4 Live |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Charles Schumer#6 Live |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Ilhan Omar#2 Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Kyrsten Sinema#2 Live |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez#6 Live |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Joe Biden#1 Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The Talking |
| Owen Wilson | ... | nurse |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Mooney Talking |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Didi Calrissian |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | host |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Charlotte |
| Commercial |
| Owen Wilson | ... | Jeff Bezos |
| Luke Wilson | ... | Mark Bezos |
| Chris Parson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mikey Day | ... | Elon Musk#1 |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Wally Funk |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Richard Branson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | employee |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Oliver Daemen |
| Sketch | Cars 4 |
| Owen Wilson | ||
| Mikey Day | ... | engineer |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Larry The Cable Guy |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | engineer |
| Show | The District 7 School Board Meeting |
| Owen Wilson | ... | Mr. Dodd |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Jan Krang#3 |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Duane Chapman |
| Mikey Day | ... | parent |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | student |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | girl |
| Alex Moffat | ... | moderator |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | student |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | moderator |
| Chris Redd | ... | student |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Jane Nordling Smythe |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Gary Loomis#3 |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | student |
| Bowen Yang | ... | guy |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | student |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | student |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | parent |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | mother |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | girl |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julien Elan Goldberg | ... | son |
| Roy Shuler | ... | parent |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Ego Nwodim | ... | A Black Woman Who's Been Missing for 10 Years |
| Pete Davidson |
Commentary on his Met Gala outfit |
| Sketch | Funeral Song |
| Owen Wilson | ... | priest |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | relative |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | relative |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Miriam Lewis Still |
| Cecily Strong | ... | relative |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | LeVar B. Burton |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | relative |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | mourner |
⁕As the sketch fades in, Lorne Michaels is briefly seen walking away after giving a note to Owen Wilson.
| Show |
| Owen Wilson | ... | Troy Aikman |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | McKenna |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Erin Andrews |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Joe Buck |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Suavé |
| Sketch | Mail-In Testing Service |
| Owen Wilson | ... | Sean |
| Chris Redd | ... | mailman |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | marker |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Mark Robinson |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Dorothy Robinson |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Owen Wilson | 8 | 2 | |||
| Kacey Musgraves | 2 | ||||
| Andrew Wilson | 1 | ||||
| Luke Wilson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Aidy Bryant | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Michael Che | 1 | ||||
| Pete Davidson | 3 | 2 | |||
| Mikey Day | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chloe Fineman | 3 | ||||
| Heidi Gardner | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Kate McKinnon | |||||
| Alex Moffat | 3 | 2 | |||
| Kyle Mooney | 1 | ||||
| Ego Nwodim | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Redd | 2 | ||||
| Cecily Strong | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Melissa Villaseñor | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bowen Yang | 1 | ||||
| Aristotle Athari | 2 | ||||
| Andrew Dismukes | 4 | 1 | |||
| James Austin Johnson | 4 | 3 | |||
| Punkie Johnson | 2 | ||||
| Sarah Sherman | 3 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Cristina Duarte | 1 | ||||
| Julien Elan Goldberg | 1 | ||||
| Roy Shuler | 1 | ||||
| 74 | 2 | 18 | 3 | 1 |