| Cold Opening | What Still Works? |
| John Krasinski | ... | Tom Brady |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Derrick Evans |
| Mikey Day | ... | Jack Dorsey |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | Live | |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Mark Zuckerberg#5 |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Marjorie Taylor Greene#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | O.J. Simpson#6 |